I Picked Three Because Helion Would Be Shamelessly Flirting With Az, And Then He Would Want A 3some,

I saw one video about Cursed Cat Alastor and now my feed is filled with him!

Not complaining, though...

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Sirius “Remus is effortlessly cool” Black and Remus “I just had a nervous breakdown over the grocery list” Lupin.

you know what sucks? everything bye

The first part of the picture is my class and the second is me... Why don't people like French? It's such a pretty language!

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

Also we're gonna start referring to authors as 'Dead Tree Tattoo Artists' now 'cause it just sounds way better than 'author'.

I just read “each time you open a book and read, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death”and OH MY GOD

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid