This Had Me CACKLING Now I Want Everyone Else To See It

Elemental Master of Traumadump...

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Hunter: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Still on my clone wars bullshit

The state of tbb fandom discourse:

Tech's death is Hunter's fault, because he shouldn't have okayed the mission, but at the same time, if he didn't okay the mission the Crosshair girlies would devour Hunter alive.

Actually, no! It's Crosshair's fault, because he shot his commanding officer for being a dick and not helping Mayday and getting detained at Tantiss.

But if you think about it, it's Mayday's fault, if he didn't die then Crosshair wouldn't defect. The audacity!

However! It's Echo's fault, because he delivered the info on clones being experimented on by Hemlock.

No, it's clearly Howzer's fault for getting thrown into imperial prison which made Echo go after him which made Echo find the intel in the first place.

And somehow, it's Omega's fault too cause she made Tech admit he sees them all as family and without her, maybe he wouldn't vouch for Crosshair so much.

But wait, wait, wait! It's Rex's fault, because if Rex didn't believe Echo was alive, then they wouldn't have saved Echo and Echo wouldn't have saved Howzer and wouldn't have got the intel and wouldn't have asked Tech to decrypt it.

Or maybe it was Five's fault, because he didn't manage to shoot Palpatine?

No. It has to be the Zillo Beast's fault for not eating Palpatine back in the Clone Wars.

But had you considered it was actually Jar Jar's fault because he was gullible enough to vouch for Palpatine to take the seat of Chancellor?

Nah. It's Qui-Gon's fault for freeing Anakin, because if Anakin had stayed on Tatooine he wouldn't have grown up to become Vader and help topple the Republic.

Actually, it's Darth Plagueis' fault for messing with the Force and it's Shmi's fault for getting Mother Mary-ed.

Or maybe it's Watto's fault for keeping Anakin as a slave and instilling life long trauma?

Can't be. It had to be Sebulba's fault for sucking at podracing and losing to a 9 year old.

Or maybe it was the Jedi Council's fault because they expelled Ahsoka for political reasons which made Anakin resent the council and gave him one more reason to turn to the darkside.

But then again, Anakin wouldn't have turned if Obi-Wan wasn't such a stickler for rules and Anakin felt like he could confide in his master with his problems.

It's Dooku's fault.

It's Saw Gerrera's fault.

It's Lux Bonteri's fault.

It's Ahsoka's fault.

It's Chancellor Valorum's fault.

It's Nute Gunray's fault.

It's Tarkin's fault.

It's Darth Bane's fault.

It's Padmé's fault.

It's Mace Windu's fault.

It's Tup's fault.

It's Evan Piell's fault.

It's Yoda's fault.

It's Shaak Ti's fault.

It's the Kaminoans fault.

It's Hemlock's fault.

It's Dex's fault.

It's the youngling who told Obi-Wan that someone erased the archive's memory's fault.

It's Jango's fault.

It's Glup Shitto's fault.

Actually, you know what? Let's fucking go full circle and blame Tech on Tech's death. He shot the fucking cable.

501st Shenanigans -Incorrect Quotes Rex: A mouse!

Jesse, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Hardcase, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Kix, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Echo, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

Fives: His name is Remi, dummy.

Rex: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Rex: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Fives: No.

Echo: I did not.

Hardcase: I may have actually forgotten one.

Kix: Also no.

Jesse: Oh good, neither did I.

Rex: *Exhausted sigh*

Echo: Fives and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Fives: Sentences.

Echo: Don't interrupt me.

Fives: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Echo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Hardcase: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Dogma: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Fives: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Tup: How can you still say that?

Fives: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Kix: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Jesse: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

This mother has lost all of her children at once by Israeli air strikes. She refuses to wash her hands when people tell her to because she doesn't want to lose the last real thing she has left of them.

"My kids are gone. My kids are gone, people. God take care of them please, I can't bear this anymore." Then at the end she asks if all of their bodies have been brought to the hospital, she says: "Did they bring mohammed? Where is he?"

How does a person just go on after this? Demand a ceasefire now. Don't stay silent, reblog amd repost and do everything you can to make this genocide stop!

Polites design

I read somewhere that he was ripped as fuck, but knowing how he is in epic he probably got that buff just to give the best bear hugs in the world

also he doesn't weild a weapon cause "GREET THE WORLD WITH OPEN ARMS" but he does use a shield, since, sometimes, greeting the world with open arms doesn't work that well..

i want to make an open arms animatic so bad auuuggghh

ONG ODYSSEY TELEMACHUS WAS SO GIRLBOSS-

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