#9

Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?

Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.

Nancy: What?? Why??

Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.

Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.

Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.

Eddie : it's a win-win.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Wanna be musically serenaded by both Yancy and Mark??? It’d be better if youse wear headphones.

Yancy: Right

Mark: Left

Who do you think sang it better?

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UPDATE: I found ZUCKER on my second nook miles ticket yesterday !

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(Loosely based on Marvel’s Scarlet Witch)

Idk why my other blog isn't showing up so I'll just post it here

(Y/N) = Your name

(H/C) = Hair Color 

(HGT) = Height

(Fav/C) = Favorite Color

(B/Day) = Birthday

Some background information 

Born in 1909 in London

Your father was born in London 

Your mother was from a small village in Romania 

Parents were killed during WWI

Father in the war

Mother during a air night rade

You were born with special magic that only your parents knew about 

Your mother was a small witch

Once you turned 26 you stopped aging 

You only live in one small area for 10 years before you move somewhere else

You wanted to see your mother’s village and learn more about your powers

Chapter One 

    “dragă! dragă! Trebuie să te trezești!” (Darling! Darling! You need to wake up!)

    “What is wrong mother?”

    “Germanii atacă! Trebuie să plecăm chiar acum!” (The Germans are attacking! We need to leave right now!)

    She pulled you out of your bed and carried you out of the house. 

Rebelled buildings all around as she ran through the streets to safety. A sudden bomb dropped knocked your mother and you to the ground. A piece of glass from a nearby building landed in your mother’s stomach. 

“Mama? Te rog să te ridici. Trebuie să continuăm” (Mother? Please get up. We need to keep going.)

“(y/n). lasă-mă. Continuă să alergi și nu te uita înapoi. Voi fi mereu cu tine.” ((y/n). Leave me. Keep running and don’t look back. I will always be with you.)

You wake up from your sleep, looking at the clock releasing it’s only 5am.  That nightmare keeps replaying in your head every time you fall asleep. The night your mother died was over a hundred years ago, but it still feels like it was just yesterday. There is no use going back to sleep, so you decide to get up to make yourself some tea. The sun will be rising soon. You head outside of your Montana home to watch the sun rise. Due to the fact you stopped aging once you hit 26 you have to move every ten years to make sure no one starts questioning you. You know you have to move soon, but you're not sure where to go. You’ve been to Alaska, Canada, Brazil, France, Poland, Spain, Portugal, and many more beautiful countries. Now you are living in Montana. Once you look at your phone, you see it’s 7am. Walking back inside deciding you should probably eat before you have to pack the most important items for your new life again. Once you got everything in your 3 bags the red magic fell through your fingertips setting your house on fire. You’ve always learned to erase yourself from the history of all the towns you lived in. 

Some time later….

     Being the cool badass witch you are, you can fly with the help of your magic you land in Romania. You always wanted to see the village your mother was from. 

Y/n at the age of 3

“Mother, Why did you leave your village?”

“Well dragă it wasn’t a perfect village it’s stuck in the dark ages. I wanted to see the world get out of that village. I could sense something darker coming to that village, and did not want to be there when it arrived.” 

“How could you tell mother?”

“Because I’m a vrăjitoare (witch) darling, just like you are.”

“Your funny mother, we both know witches aren’t real.”

You keep thinking about that memory of how your mother told you that she was a witch. You never believed her until you were five. She cast a protection on your father before he left for war. Little did the spell do, he was shot and killed in the battle. His dog tag that had the protection spell fell off during battle leaving him exposed to the danger. Waking back up in reality as you're walking in the woods turns the village. You hear a howl in the distance, your eyes turn red magic slowly running in through your body. Out of nowhere a lycan jumped trying to attack, but you threw it hard against the tree. Killing it. You turn around seeing a woman in black.

“Well what do you have here?”

You're taken by surprise, and she knocks you out cold before you have a second to react. 

Steve after admitting he’s dating Billy Hargrove: What the hell are you looking for?

Dustin, sifting through Steve’s cabinets, drawers, and shelves: Your standards.

WHAT IS GOING ON ?!

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