"i Just Don't Know What You See In That Guy!"

CRICKETS/ROLAND (or ishmael or anything really)!!!

he/him or any neopronouns. i favor the fuckass sets my friends made and started using for me (ex: meur/sault based on a joke i made)

masculine terms to refer to me only, plz. also no they/them if u can help it

click 4 straw.page (gimmicks appreciated), other socials, artfight, c/mmissions, and parody bsky accs

fandoms: project moon, guilty gear, house of leaves, classic lit., etc.

kins: vergilius (lcb), hokma (lor), bamboo-hatted kim (lor), kishibe (csm), johnny truant (hol)

my last.fm!

i yume meursault!! sharing is good!! ill also gladly talk abt my oc i ship w him. and my other sinners. :)

(bestie and i's mutual) art tag: #cricketsmustbeenslaved

text tag: #cricketsmustbetext

oc tags are 🦗 - [oc name]...

- proshippers please dni with my blog :)

- please credit me if u use my art

- pms open! i love to chat with mutuals

- i might use slurs,, theyre all reclaimed though!! im not awful i swear!!

- fandom posting is sporadic!!!!

im glad my unnaturally cold hands and strangely reflective eyes entice you but i gotta return to the eldritch deity of the forest that gives me all my orders n stuff. cya

today's new gifs!!

guh

tell spamton that he owes me fourteen dollars and two earthworms

I did and he told me he's all outta earthworms ☹️ I'll make him go look for more tomorrow.

HII MOOTIE SO UMM. i'm planning on doing smth similar to your vam cubby with my main f/o osmosis jones, and i wanted to know how you made the little paper thingies hang

that is all ty :3 sorry this wasn't vam related 😭🙏

HI MOOTIE! its completely fine that its not vam related, im happy to help!

the method i used for making the little hangers is pretty simple,

make the little hanger fellas!

get some sort of string [i used bracelet elastic since it's what i had but anything works tbh]

tape or glue the edge of the string to the paper in the direction you want it to hang from [for mine i did the top of the drawing with the string coming about 1/3 down the back of the paper.]

get paperclips and bend them so that the inner.. clip,.. part [idk paperclip anatomy..] is at a 90 degree angle with the larger part sitting flat so it looks like a coat hanger!

tie the top of the string around the smaller protruding part of the paperclip! [depending on the type of string you use you might want to double tie it, mine wanted to slip out.]

tape the larger flat part of the paperclip to where you want it to hang from!

[optional] attach something to the back of the paper to weigh it down so it wont hang weird! personally i used poster putty on the back of mine but you could probably just tape another paperclip to the back :D

enjoy!!! p.s. osmosis jones is SO real of you and you draw him so cute!

thats 100% a troll trying to start shit. izzy isnt even on that blog rn if you check, it’s someone else running it. not a single person alive would SIGN their hate mail on an anonymous platform without an ulterior motive. they probably dont like you OR izzy and want to start drama. don’t fall for it.

i realize that's a possibility and that's why i addressed both scenarios! i don't want to outright say its them or not but i acknowledge that it could be. i appreciate your concern, though. [edit: i know i most likely seem paranoid and, yes, i am. i'm not without my psychological problems and i'm sorry if i'm being irrational. i'm trying to be as kind about the situation as possible but it's still quite distressing.]

I cannot draw anything ever without this FUCKASS FISH INVADING IT LIKE A BRAIN EATING AMOEBA

Anyways octoling spinel

if you and am were animals, what animals would you be?

this question is so fun!! tysm for sending this in <3 there are a ton of answers to this question but i settled on just a handful of categories!!

ocean vam! take me by the hand lead me to the land...

am as a bull shark and me as an alabaster nudibranch!

pets vam! grrr barkbarkbarkbark grrrrr woof woof meow hiss

am as a german shepherd and me as a siamese cat!

random vam! just random critters i thought fit us well

am as a eurasian goshawk and me as a white ferret!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG THANK YOUUUU <3<3<3 HES SO LITTOL