My Submission For The @asryzine :) Catch It In The Leftover Sales Glub Glub

When you miss your Mad Maggie ult and it rebounds

this is really how i feel sometimes

trying

The Alphabet for bitter people

-A- A bitch like me deserves to be in hell

B- Bitter asshole

C- Come and get me bitch

D- Dick is your favorite food, huh?

E- Elephant bitches 

F- Fuck you I (dont) deserve better

G- GEORGE I WAS ON ONE HEART

H- Hell.

I- I know I’m an asshole but I do be looking good

J- Jail. We’re all going to FUCKING jail.

K- Kids are assholes

L- Lick my balls for all I care 

M- MANIPULATION IS KEY BITCH

N- Nope, I am not dealing with your shit today

O- OH SHIT-

P- Perhaps if everyone here was not a FUCKING idiot, we wouldn’t be here

Q- Queerbaiting is shitty prove me wrong.

R- RIP Alivebur, you were kinda shitty, but we loved it.

S- SLUTTY ASSHOLE GET OFF ME

T- Tsk

U- U WANNA FIGHT HUH

W- Whore.

X- Xylophoneeeeeeeee heheheehehehehe this is why my mother hates me

Y- You are a no good bitch. And I hate/love you for it

Z- Zero happiness because I’m bitter

Finally started playing the great ace attorney chronicles it is like a lovely breath of fresh air after dual destines

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

gordon, in every single hlvrai post-canon fic where benrey just shows up unannounced at his apartment

She warned him

Lowk me with Adam

the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide

i am just so baffled by this

And those who still count afab individuals (who don’t identify as women) is very gross and transphobic.