Passport’s Please. A HLVRAI X Paper’s Please Crossover!

True dat. The album was the BEST

YO 👏🏻 SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE WAS A MASTER PIECE 👏🏻

Bitch I know it took me ages to see it but a mans been broke after the wake of Christmas 🤷🏻‍♂️

For real I’m OBSESSED THOUGH! Fuck literally every single detail about it was AMAZING! Album is on repeat 24/7!!!!

The toxicity in this fandom/community needs to stop.

Jshlatt got doxed 8 times. People have tried to dox dream twice. Thunder1408/Jack Manifold took a break because of all of this as far as I’m aware. Wilbur Soot ended stream early because of chat.

The fact that I can go to a friend and say “Jshlatt got doxed again” and they wont even hesitate to believe me disgusts me. Its sad its a norm here.

All of its a bit. They all have personas. Learn how to separate their persona from the person. Learn how to respect the person. Learn how to be a decent person with morals and common sense.

Don’t send death threats to creators over bits. Its honestly sad I have to say it. Grow up.

And while we’re still on the topic, respect their goddamn boundaries. Before you write fanfiction or draw art see what they are okay with being drawn in or written as and what they are not okay with.

Example: Eret, Schlatt, Tommy, Tubbo, etc aren’t okay with shipping. Wilbur Soot doesn’t want to be put in NSFW works, as do many other people. Just because the dream team is okay with everything doesn’t mean the rest of the smp is. Do your research.

If a creator doesn’t wanna be treated a certain way, do no treat them like that. Tommy, Tubbo and Dream don’t want to be babied. Don’t treat them as such. nothing more to it.

While I’m still here it’d be best to say it, don’t shame creators for their body types or draw them completely wrong because of the excuse of “his mc skin”. Doesn’t work. Don’t shame Sapnap for being chubby, don’t shame Fundy for being skinny, don’t white wash Skeppy in art, etc.

You’re like fourteen. A creator is not going to date you. I don’t know why it has to be said. Do not send hate to the ladies or gentlemen they date. that is their life and its good enough they trust us enough to share that.

Don’t look for a creators personal info. Just don’t. Its disrespectful, its creepy, and it can even be dangerous for them in some cases. (cough cough dream cough cough) (there are many examples, I just think a good one is dream)

Don’t talk about other streams during a certain cc’s stream unless they ask. Don’t try to tell your streamer to do something else than what they are doing in their stream already? Don’t wanna watch a minecraft stream? Wanna see cc play among us? Switch streams. Watch vods.

My lovely og minecraft watchers out there, as someone whos watched mcyts for literal years, I think its time to say, do not send hate to newer watchers. Just because they started later than you does not make them a “fake fan”. 

One last thing to say. The fact that creators have to tell off their chats for being toxic so much disgusts me. Don’t try to derail a stream because of something another streamer is doing. Don’t say toxic stuff when a creator is doing a bit. DO NOT SEND THEM DEATH THREATS OVER SOME SORT OF BIT. Have respect and have common sense. Grow up.

I know this wont get to the millions of people in the fandom/community but, to those who it did get to, just have some respect and decency. Its not hard.

Lets try to do better guys. We need to.

in honour of twitter violently lowering itself into a pit of lava, i’ve started saving some of my favourite tweets from my twitter account in case it all goes down. i guess i’ll start posting them here on tumblr in chunks - the ace attorney ones go here, though i know i haven’t been all that active lately!

this is also a heads up that i’ve made a new general blog @corviiids for all the yammering that’s been on twitter up until now. if you’re INTERESTED in yammering, you’re very welcome to come over and follow me there too.

Compilation

I’m at my fucking limit. I’m going to snap

To change things up, instead of ancap shitboy Dream who wears suits to school, imagine a different Dream in high school, a Dream who wears pastel hoodies and cuffed jeans, who’s hair is always messy, president of the GSA and captain of the frisbee golf team, who organized a student protest when the school board voted to cut funding for breakfast programs. 

Social Justice uwu Dream argues with his English teacher that Animal Farm is anti socialist propaganda, and with his history teacher that their textbook doesn’t call Columbus a liar and a murderer. He claims he’s of Native descent when the lel kek kid in class tells him to stop being triggered. Dream gets sent to the principal’s office for calling the health teacher a cisnormative endosexnormative bitch. 

Radicool Leftist Dream fully simps for his college aged neighbor George who’s like an anarchist and an art major, constantly vapes/does edibles, wears eyeliner and paints his nails, and only wears turtlenecks. Dream seethes in jealousy as he looks out his window at all the older buff guys George brings home. Dream is hopelessly in love with cool edgy older ancom George, even though they’ve spoken like once.

Bernie Baby Dream is best friends with Sapnap, who is a miku binder transgender otherkin furry Maoist who’s into vore. Together they troll twitter accounts that are pro Biden/Harris and also share their self insert OC fanart of the anime they watch. Sapnap also calls Dream sempai unironically and is also in love with Dream but can never let him know since Dream is so loudly in love with George. Sapnap writes shitty fanfiction where he and Dream are boyfriends.

how fucked up is it that in the future you could stumble upon internet threads and the timestamps would be “one century ago” like imagine that… youre reading the words of these people, their conversations and their lives all perfectly laid out from over a century ago. and they say shit like “mario has the best nintendo feet” and thats just been sitting there for a century 

THANK YOU GUYS FOR 10 FOLLOWERS! I know it’s not huge, but it’s super nice to have 10 followers, even if like, 5 of them are spam bots

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

hm. yeah :)