But Mom How Will Other People Know That You, A White Texan, Are A Christian

ultimate dream team fic list

all fics have been curated by me as of 23/08!

apocalypse/end of world/zombies AU

let the world burn by TheAnonFanOn

minecraft but in real life

manhunt 3v1 (gone sexual) by Anonymous000000000

manhunt (gone sexual… again) by Anonymous000000000

training by Anonymous000000000

all i need is you by KittyKrazy

free the game, beat the end by goatgoatwasfound

allies and more by hiyacaramel (NSFW)

if only i could by enonymous

can we hunt? by yukako

ignore it. by Anonymous

scented smoke from dead by Closeted_Bookworm

the beginning? by amooniesong

manhunts with benefits by carbonbrine

a hero divided by amooniesong

shorts (<1,500)

and you’re gonna be happy by anonymous 

oh my god they were roommates by Rei (Arterra)

august slipped away… ‘cause you were never mine by InAGetawayCar

cold december weather by A_small_cabbage

often i am upset by anonymous

the sound of our love by rampageking

bad movies and purple hickies by dreamnotfound (NSFW)

awkward by 1_800_HOTLINE

don’t change my phone wallpaper by ThatOneWeirdWriter

liar (not on purpose) by rain_morpheus 

a drunk man’s words is a sober man’s thoughts by Zorse_not_here

oh, you little things by samdooodles

chaos by LlamaLamma

dear, hold me by vdearest

cozy by JSparks

the sleep that had finally settled by mwolfeo

sleepy dream by Flandusgirl

I can find comfort in your arms, in the shape of your heart, in the curve of your neck by colourspaz

sleeptalking by giacomettisteve

sorry not sorry by milkteacrystals

meeting for first time (george in florida)

there is more beauty past the surface by colourspaz

day dream by bakedbeanbuild

pancakes for dinner by hendollana

lovesick (the beat inside my head) by meridies

colors of florida by ndestroya

i want you only here and nowhere else by hiyacaramel

happy birthday dream by Moonl1ghtwastaken

the problem wasn’t the plan by jamingbenn

forever would be nice by jbird181

you have got to be kidding me by TheAnonFanOn

7 minutes in heaven, but it’s 7 days in flordia by Ship_On_The_Sea

inhibitions make for interesting situations by Ship_On_The_Sea

night terrors by ggaydennnn (TW)

don’t call me sweetheart (dreamnotfound) by passmethemolly

his butterflies by kumibladder

my beestings by kumibladder

burnt cookies by QueenOfFluff/Ship_On_The_Sea

bread crumbs || dream not found by blinderror

it was only a fic by imagineitdear

meeting for first time (dream in england)

feeling by amooniesong (TW)

how to cuddle 101 by Diamond_Sylvie

take the L by dontrollthedice

earn the W by dontrollthedice 

the consequences of spontaneously flying to a foreign country by caffinefeverdream

i won’t regret it by LateNightMonthly 

chasing snowflakes by passmethemolly

finally intertwined by sapnap

furry shit

a quiet kind of love by 4amsprite

the run by Wolfleap

assassins/killers/FBI agents

you missed by Lilbug

i missed by Lilbug

cowboy/historical

hand in unloveable hand by antsu_in_my_pantsu

thanks, bastards! by antsu_in_my_pantsu 

DnD/fantasy

Chaotic 12 by AkikoKotodame

the dragonborn’s tale by freelyf4llen

protected by Anequa

stream moments/video moments

you deserve better by rocket_pop

minecraft, but every time i take damage, my IQ goes down by rosetalon

pet names by ThatOneWeirdWriter

i found my by Yikes (CoralFlower)

dream hidden in your heart by Yikes (CoralFlower)

stream wars by Lillian_nator

text messages and face reveals by Lillian_nator

sunkissed (butterflies) by SanciaWasTaken

pickup lines by SatanicDoormat

motion sickness by 4amsprite

a nudge in the right direction by dontrollthedice

you love me by Anonymous

yes, mon amour? by Rei (Arterra)

Three Little Words (The Three Times George Stayed Silent, and the One Time He Didn’t) by Nyx93

text fics

[message redacted] by just your average loser 

PWP/NSFW (smut)

sweater weather by iemfo

surprise visit by koomega

surprise visit: the sequel by koomega (TW)

sweet thing by Dream_Not_Found

hanakai disease/other illnesses

but you like her better by Hopefulturtle

i just want to see you happy by chickens_for_AO3

visiting hours by amooniesong 

i’m not ready to say goodbye by NightRiser

forget-me-not by rain_morpheus

college/university/high school AUs

patches of pink by isleofdreams

you’re killing me, maybe by sapnap

meet cute/coffee shop AU

little coffee shops in big cities by Ships_On_The_Sea

dream SMP war

war by Moonl1ghtwastaken

video game AUs (the last of us)

the way you look tonight by NightRiser

the stars are out tonight by Chicken_Nuggets800

soulmate AUs

soul swapped by raquelli

off-script by mini_puffs 

00:00:00 by isleofdreams

bloom in the ocean of withering flowers by lazy_kitkat

spoiler alert by mini_puffs

social media AUs

current location by hendollana

other (no category)

sometimes it ends by giacomettisteve

the inconsistency of nothingness by icycas

the way the daisies flow in the wind (dont let the fire rescind) by Anonymous

What? by Anonymous 

heavenstruck by dontrollthedice

limbo by isleofdreams

in your dreams by dontrollthedice

dreams come true by dontrollthedice 

the mask by TheStarvingWriter

never seen your face (until you disappeared) by rubber_duck 

the chocolate raisin production line by dontrollthedice 

roommates (living together)

am i dreaming (dreamnotfound) by Salsablock

Going from “celebrations on the streets of Rafah as Hamas accepts ceasefire deal” to “Israel chooses to continue offensive in Rafah and is currently carrying out targeted attacks” within the span of an hour is the most viscerally heartbroken I’ve been throughout the past months

How dare good anime exist

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i never draw myself so here i am

“benrey” this, “benry” that. how many of y’all have benreading a damn book lately 😐

Me:What do you wa- My sleep paralysis demon: your toes,hand them over

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So after days of pleading with other countries to spred awareness about the current situation in Serbia, a tweet with a video showing police brutality got spread:

And a lot of the responses were:

Apparently only problems worth talking about are those of first-world countries. And it seems that to a lot of people Europe will always remain just England, France, Germany and Italy. And let all of us living in small countries oppresed by totalitarian regimes rot ig.

I am sick of this selective activism.

And Fuck America.

Tadaai and Stobotnik are the same ship and I can prove it!

(Ok maybe I’m exaggerating a bit but unfortunately the brainrot has taken over and this is all I can currently think about)

Ok so firstly we have Dr Ivo Robotnik and Ainosuke Shindo; both antagonists within their stories, both incredible in their own rights being the best in their fields, and both are mad geniuses. They are both primarily referred to by their nicknames by the other characters (Eggman for Robotnik and Adam for Ainosuke), both are primarily associated with the colour red, they both unique hairstyles, and both share a love for dance.

They also both have an obsession with a blue haired teen (ok very different types of obsession tbf but it’s funny to me).

Next we have Agent Stone and Tadashi Kikuchi, who are both also very similar; they are both employed under the previously mentioned characters, they are loyal to a fault to those characters even if they don't always treat them best, both of them almost exclusively wear suits throughout their entire screen times, and, if I share my own opinion, they both also have extremely pretty eyes.

Now onto the similarities of them as couples.

Both Robotnik and Ainosuke are shown to manhandle Stone and Tadashi at various points, leading to accusations from their respective fandoms of physical abuse.

However, in both cases, most fans recognise that Stone and Tadashi don’t just put up with the ‘abuse’ but seem to actively enjoy it, leading to kink-shaming towards Stone and Tadashi for their unconventional relationships with their bosses, but it's generally accepted as they match each other's freaks to a dangerous degree.

Stone and Tadashi also both only seem to smile when around Robotnik and Ainosuke, taking on more neutral or even annoyed expressions when around anyone else.

With both ships it’s also apparent that they have years of history together. With Tadaai they have known each other since childhood and had a falling out in their teens which is the catalyst for the entire plot of sk8 and what led to Ainosuke becoming unhinged.

While it's clear Stobotnik don’t have the same kind of messy history with each other, it still seems true that the two have worked with each other for some time considering how comfortable they are with one another, with Stone being the only human being Robotnik actually tolerates and allows close to him.

Robotnik and Ainosuke also both have very difficult relationships with their families, with Robotnik having grown up as an orphan, never knowing family until his grandfather entered into his life in sonic 3, and Ainosuke having a family but being physically and emotionally abused by them from a young age.

In both cases their family also cause a break in their relationships with Tadashi and Stone. Robotnik fires and turns his back on Stone in the 3rd movie, choosing to believe his grandfather over Stone after Stone urges Robotnik not to trust his grandfather after discovering he had been deceiving them the whole time.

Ainosuke and Tadashi’s relationship also breaks down due to Ainosuke's family, as Ainosuke’s father burning his skateboard results in Tadashi refusing to speak up for him in his defence, causing a split between them that’s lasts for nearly a decade.

Another similarity is the use of pet names and insults within their relationships as both Robotnik and Ainosuke use previously derogatory terms towards their other halves as a term of endearment during the emotional climax of their stories.

Ainosuke often refers to Tadashi as ‘dog’ using it throughout the whole show almost entirely as an insult, seemingly to remind him of his place within their relationship, until the end of the final episode where it takes on an affectionate meaning as he uses it in what comes pretty close to what fans consider to be a marriage proposal.

With Robotnik he had previously referred to Stone as a ‘sycophant’ (a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage) in the 2nd movie, however in the climax of the 3rd film he instead refers to him as a ‘syco-friend’ shortly before he sacrifices himself to save the world, changing a previous insult to acknowledge his own softer feelings towards Stone . In both cases this use of previously derogatory terms are used to signal a change in their relationships and the mending of them.

Robotnik similarly uses unconventional words of affection when talking to Stone, taking his compliment of Stone's latte's from the 1st movie and turning it into as close to a love confession as we could possibly get from these two.

To make my final point I'd also like to point out that with both ships the climax of their stories is reached when one realises what the other means to them. Robotnik saves the entire world and sacrifices himself simply because he knows that Stone is there on earth and that he’s the only person that ever truly cared about him, sacrificing himself for Stone.

With Ainosuke his story reaches a climax when he remembers what it’s like to have fun when skating again and the realisation that the whole reason he used to enjoy it so much was because he had Tadashi by his side and that he had always been there by his side the whole time.

Basically I really love both of these ships and they're all I could think about these last few days.

In conclusion

HELP. I CANT TWLL IF I HAVE A LEGIT CONDITION KR IF IM MAKINF THIS WLL UO.

Autism Type #1924

Unknowingly masked before diagnosis and can’t figure out how to stop please help autism