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Me: I think my obsession with Joji has finally calmed down, I’m starting to enjoy other things as well!

Joji: *does literally anything*

Me:

alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR

aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god

Alexander Hammerpants. My name is Alexander Hammerpants. And there's a million ways that I can dance. I'm too legit. Too legit...

fifty days of hamilcast: day seven

Eliza: I’m not mad you cheated on me. I’m mad you cheated on me with someone who looks like my sister.

Hamilton: She didn’t look like Angelica.

Eliza: Not Angelica.

Hamilton: *chuckles* You mean peg-

*Alexander pictures them side by side*

Hamilton: OH GOD!

Eliza: Yup.

the signs and their 2017 resolutions

aries: get hamilton tickets

taurus: recieve hamilton tickets

gemini: obtain hamilton tickets

cancer: buy hamilton tickets

leo: acquire hamilton tickets

virgo: come into possession of hamilton tickets

libra: gather hamilton tickets

scorpio: hold hamilton tickets

sagittarius: score hamilton tickets

capricorn: achieve hamilton tickets

aquarius: become hamilton tickets

pieces: sell their soul for hamilton tickets

Cue the Maxian fan girls

Angelica: I do have feelings for you.

Jefferson: You do?

Angelica: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…