My Form Of Contraband Is Smuggling Food And Coffee Into Libraries. Sorry Book Gods But A Girl Has To

@strange-aeons this sounds remarkably like you irl

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

thank you for being here

here in this overwhelming, sometimes really fucked up world with me. thank you for sticking things out to see how they will go. it's a nice feeling that even though I don't know you, we're in this together, and we will get through this together too

blast abba so you cant hear the spooky sounds the wind makes

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

if you all want to eat chocolate chip toothpaste thats a personal decision, youre just wrong♡

maybe valentines day is like. an okay holiday

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

happy samhain dickheads

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

want someone to kiss me on the mouth (love me openly) and love me like a sailor (always come home to me) and when they get a taste (get to know the real me) want them to tell me what’s my flavour (tell me who i am)