taigen is sooooo funny. bitchiest man i've ever seen. he fucked and ran. he's obsessed with honor. he's the only one allowed to kill his rival. he makes silly little sarcastic jokes. he endured torture because his rival "deserved better" than being killed by the men torturing him. he got a boner from homoerotic wrestling. he's pathetic and i adore him.
what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to
an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks
the scarlet ibis
marigolds
the diamond necklace
the monkey’s paw
the open boat
the lady and the tiger
the minister’s black veil
an occurrence at owl creek bridge
a rose for emily
(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)
the cask of amontillado
the yellow wallpaper
the most dangerous game
a good man is hard to find
some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15
add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed
get a girl you can pray to and receive her divine eminence. this is about dyke sex btw
*writes two lines of a poem that I’m mildly pleased with*
Me: I’m literally fucking Sylvia Plath
omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that
prince zuko "falls dramatically ill after doing one (1) good deed" of the fire nation
i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me
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