I Really Do Love Holding Grudges But I Have To Admire Their Apology Vid. Concrete Changes, Acknowledgement

Hello I am ouch

That is all thank you

adding onto Library Quotes Out Of Context

"are you kidnapping minors without me?!"

(this is a university campus, there are no minors of any kind present)

You overhear weird conversations in the library, I was just minding my own business when I heard this one guy say to his girlfriend:

“Are you gonna shove that child into that duct?”

There were no children present, or ducts of any kind.

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

that one homoerotic girl friendship that ended horribly is always like, i hate her more than anyone, i will never stop loving her. she made me who i am, i hate the parts of me she helped create. i miss her more than anything, i can't even look her in the eye. i dream about her most nights, i'll cut off my arm before i even consider reaching out to her again. i want us back, i never want to feel that way again.

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

want someone to kiss me on the mouth (love me openly) and love me like a sailor (always come home to me) and when they get a taste (get to know the real me) want them to tell me what’s my flavour (tell me who i am)

"you can't be in pain, you're so young!" well slap my ass and call me a whore, edith, you've just cured me of 20+ years of chronic misery!!! by jove you must be the messiah!!!!!!!

the boyfriend level (derogatory)

its really hard to get the hang of at first, trust me. ive had mine for about ~5 months and sometimes i avoid taking them with me bc it feels awkward and i hate not having full use of my hands :/

i did watch some tiktoks from people who use forearm crutches and it helped a little with how i hold them and distribute weight? all i can really say is that it takes time and practice

bought forearm crutches. i have no idea how people use them it's so difficult??? they should provide more support than a cane but i can't take a step without overthinking my every move-

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry