Can We Talk Abt How Ambrosious's Url Is Canonically "loins_of_gold". Like. This Man.

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 5)

" he came in, threatening..." *long pause* " ..lives"

"salad without eggs is like communism"

"i wish my bf was a boy scout so he could tie me up like that"

"i was singing tacones rojos-" "you weren't singing it right"

"straight bi or otherwise keep your hands off other men's thighs"

"my favorite part about easter break was bullying seven year olds"

"a Tootsie roll with red flags"

"now they do buy 2 get one free vasectomy"

"I didn't know what to write so i wrote the plot to sherlock in Spanish"

"awww i can't download tin- wait sorry i was thinking about tits"

get a girl you can pray to and receive her divine eminence. this is about dyke sex btw

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

how it feels being a first time kitten owner bc like what if he explodes when im not looking