Small Children Just Existing Is The Cutest Thing

if you all want to eat chocolate chip toothpaste thats a personal decision, youre just wrong♡

You can only reblog this today.

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

sorry i completely shut down hearing fireworks lol do you still think im sexy

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

Is this part important to the plot?

No, but it is important to me.

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

OH MY GOD?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box