Sam Is The Best And Only Person That Should Be Captain America Right Now!!

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

Chris is really out here trying to kill me with his sexiness

Pocketful of Posies || Chapter 1

You’d been hiding for years and years now; from your family, from society, from alphas and packs. Suppressants were dangerous but effective and necessary for an omega who refused to be owned—but no suppressants were strong enough to fool the nose of a super soldier, who together with his pack would stop at nothing to bind you to them forever. 

pairings: dark!Avengers x reader word length: 3.3k chapters: 1/? warnings: A/B/O dynamics, power imbalances, noncon and dubcon sexual situations, loss of autonomy, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat — this is a dark!fic, read at your own risk. Open the read more and CTRL + F, search “content warnings” to skip to detailed trigger warnings at the bottom of the chapter.

Cleaning rich people’s vacation homes hadn’t been your dream job growing up. You had such high hopes when you were a kid, well into your teens, of becoming a zoologist. It had started off like most kid’s dreams—in kindergarten you wanted to be a veterinarian. That grew into wanting to become a herpetologist, but then you wondered, why limit yourself? As a zoologist you could be around tons and tons of animals, studying their behaviors and ecological impacts. It was about half way past your fourteenth birthday that you realized none of your dreams mattered.

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Daddy’s Little Princess

Summary: When Bucky finds you living a miserable life he decides to take it upon himself to take you away from it all and give you a worry free life. A life where he can take care of you and give you all the things you need.

Parings: Dark! Bucky x Reader

Warnings: DDLG dynamics, Forced regression, over stimulation, kidnapping, non con/dub con, oral sex (female receiving), vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex. 

Notes: This is my submission for @nsfwsebbie ’s challenge! I got @buckybarney ’s dream fic, and I hope it lives up to your expectations ;) also disclaimer, this is my first ddlg type fic, I’ve read a bunch but this is my first time writing one and it’s a bit watered down in comparison to the others but I hope that’s cool because that’s what I did… :) Also also, that^^ is th first mood board that I’ve ever made, hope yall dig it because I tried really hard lmao.

You’re a simple woman with simple tastes. You like you be left alone. You’re quiet and respectful, and you try your best to keep out of other people’s ways. But most of all, you don’t like attention.

If you had the choice you’d become completely invisible to keep people from looking at you. Their eyes are always cold or unwelcoming and the sensation of their stares on your skin always makes you uncomfortable.

Every day you try to ignore it, but that subtle pressure never really goes away. You carry on though because that’s what life is about, moving on.

As a simple woman who lives a simple life, of course you work at a simple job. A barista at a small coffee shop is about as simple as they come. The people there are often like yourself, quiet and introverted, just trying to mind their own business. Everyone is too wrapped up in their lives to take notice of you. It’s the main reason you liked working there.

The regulars never said more than ‘Good morning’, 'Can I have…’, and 'Thanks, have a good one’. The conversations were minimal, short and sweet, and never more than you could handle. They didn’t ask unnecessary questions or try to chitchat, and that’s practically a blessing for you.

But then, there are the newcomers. The ones who stop in because it’s the first coffee shop they see, or they want to try something new, or they’re coming late in the day when most of the other places are shut. You don’t like the newcomers.

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Remember these dates. #StudentLoans

#CancelStudentDebt

OMG I love these pics, great job guys!

Jeremy Renner & Paul Rudd. Los Angeles, April 6th 2019

Masterlist of aus

For if ever you find yourself in need of inspiration, this is a list of possible aus that you could write a story about no matter what fandom you write for. Might come back and edit this if I ever come up with some more ideas.

1. Modern au

a. High school au

b. College au

c. Flower shop au

d. Coffee shop au

e. Military au

f.  Police au

g. Secret service/Spy au

h. Office workers au

i.  Next door neighbors au

j.  Single parents au

k. Road trip au

l.  Holiday au

m. Dancer au

n. Actors au

o. Band/Musician au

p. Librarian/Book shop au

q. Yakuza/Gangster au

r. Bachelor/Bachelorette au

s. Models au

t. Artist/Photographer au

u. Stripper au

v. Youtube/Blogger au

2. Characters are all real life actors playing the characters from the Movie/TV show/Book au

3. Wuxia au

4. Cowboy au

5. Childhood au

6. Disability au

7. Sickness/Terminally ill au

8. Arranged marriage au

9. Courtesan au

10. Slave au

11. Medical/Science au

12. Soulmate au

13. Political au

14. Magic au

a. Witch and wizard au

b. Potion making au

c. Curse breaking au

d. Magical creatures au (eg unicorn, Pegasus, faeries, centaur, basilisk)

e. Magic school au

f. Modern magic au

15. Superhero au

16. Pirate au

17. Gender swap au

18. Fantasy au

a. Mermaid au

b. Werewolf au

c. Vampire au

d. Dragon au

e. Nymph/Dryad au

f. Cultural mythology au (creatures who only show up in specific cultures’ mythology)

g. D&D au

h. Shape shifter au

i. Immortality au

j. Modern fantasy au

19. Ghost/Undead au

20. Fairy Tale au

21. Gods/Goddesses au

22. Angels and demons au

23. Time travel au

24. Victorian au

25. Medieval au

26. Ancient empire au (eg Egyptian, Roman, Aztec)

27. Royalty au

28. Reincarnation au

29. Movie/TV show au (eg. Harry Potter, AtLA, Star Wars, Doctor Who)

a. Musicals au (eg Grease, Mama Mia, Phantom of the Opera)

b. Disney movie au

30. Space au

31. Sci-Fi au

32. Futuristic au

33. Anthropomorphic au

34. Human A/B/O au

35. Role reversal au

36. Post-apocalypse au

37. Dystopia au

38. Detective noir au

39. Revolution au

40. Remove a character au (remove one character and see how the story changes)

41. Alternate dimension au

42. Horror au

43. Murder mystery au

44. Artificial Intelligence au

Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes

Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty

edit: I add another one