Me, A Star Trek Fan, Trying To Get To Third Base:

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

the ultimate dream is to live in a peaceful, cozy and beautifully decorated home with the love of my life and cats. also 15 minutes away from the sea

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

i am the luckiest because i have u

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

wife found out how much i spend on money

If we were cats we could chill on a rooftop watching the moon.