Who Is Telling Men That Having Gray In Their Hair Is Ugly. Why Are They Fucking Lying

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

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@crawlingpossum told me this was the funniest shit on gods green earth so im posting it

sometimes I forget orchids grow on trees and I’m like. oh.

"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

The silly

i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

So awkward to not be a crier. I’m out here like “wow that is so sad :|”

They’re back!!