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Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”

Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”

Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”

Zeus: “Yup.”

Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”

Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”

Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”

Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”

Part 203 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

with all due disrespect, if you are pro life, unfollow me right now. im completely serious.

women’s rights are being stripped away before our eyes and that is nothing to celebrate. overturning roe v. wade will do nothing but ban SAFE abortions. you aren’t “saving babies,” you are killing women.

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

So I am 1000% sure I’m going to watch this movie

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CRYING SCREAMING DYING THEY EVEN GOT ART READY

WE GOT A TITLE

A RELEASE DATE