I Am OFFENDED That I Got The Cabbage Man!

Binge read all of this in 2 days. It’s every Lila Hater’s wet dream!  @gale-gentlepenguin ‘s work

ML Soulmate Survey Master Post: (Now with Fixed links)

(The links on the chapters themselves aren't fixed tho, but this master post works for all of them)

The Intro Arc:

(Part 1) ( Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6)

The Interview Arc:

(Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9) (Part 10) (Part 11)

The Fandoom Arc

(Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15) (Part 16) (Part 17) (Part 18)(Part 19) (Part 20) (Part 21)

The“Date” Arc

(Part 22) (Part 23) (Part 24) (Part 25) (Part 26) (Part 27) (Part 28)

(Part 29)

The Masquerade Arc

(Part 30) (Part 31) (Part 32) (Part 33) (Part 34) (Part 35)

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

I have no followers so I can literally just scream into the void

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.

Adrien and Marinette genderbend ✨

I am Always Tired, god of my life

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

Blah blah “it’s all my interests” that’s the boring answer, I mean ask yourself: is your tumblr predominately a fandom blog with personal anecdotes or is your tumblr predominately a personal blog that also shows your interests?