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Gale, that was amazing

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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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thinking about this scene again

Anonymous asked: Wait, I signed up for a trans kid when I decided to become pregnant? Are you joking or are you really that crazy?

Hey there, 

I’m not joking at all and I don’t really see how this would be a laughing matter to you. 

Yes, you signed up for a trans kid. And while we are at it, you also signed up for a disabled kid. Autistic kid. Gay kid. A kid who doesn’’t look like you. A deaf kid. A kid who will have interests that don’t match up with yours at all. You signed up for a shy kid and a loud kid and a kid who wets the bed and a sick kid.  

That’s the beauty, the miracle of parenthood, don’t you agree? You decide to care for a little person you don’t even know yet. You decide to open your heart and home to them, you promise to nurture and love and protect a tiny human being. How can you promise that, if not unconditionally? 

You can’t pick and choose your kid. Maybe even more importantly, they can’t choose you. They depend on you to keep that promise - and not only if they live up to whatever expectations you had. 

With all my love, 

Tumblr Dad

I love Skyward Sword so much

I know I have talked about Skyward Sword Link before. But DAMN IT! I want you all to REALLY APPRECIATE this man.

This is not the Link that has been reincarnated a bunch of times and has lifetimes of experience fighting evil and beating the bad guy.

This is a link that was reborn after his previous life F***ING FAILED. He starts out with no master sword, no hylian shield, no other worldly sword training, no triforce of courage, he is pretty much just the reincarnation of a failed hero, and you know what. He helps create the master sword, create the hylian shield, EARNS ALL 3 PIECES OF THE TRIFORCE, fights demons and monsters. Basically fought Hyrule SATAN and WON! And this isnt because of grand destiny, or fate. He didnt care about that. He was doing this for one reason.

To save Zelda. And there was no force in existence that was going to stop him.

And you know what? That is beautiful. It wasnt courage, wisdom, or power that made Link a hero. It wasnt lifetimes of experience and guidance of goddesses. It was his desire to save someone he held dear.

Link's love of Zelda is a force that surpasses Courage, Wisdom and Power.

But above all, his love surpassed Demise's hate. And I dont give a flying f*** about people's opinion on the game. Skyward Sword Link is best Link and I will die on that hill

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed