Fedex Trying To Say My Package Will Be Here By The End Of The Day When The Package Is Still Like 4 States

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

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alwayssoconfusing

3 years ago

sukuna being a simp for his wife (marriage hcs)

MM SUKUNA 😍

let's say you're a curse ;)

first of all its gonna take years for sukuna to even allow you too to be close, stuff like touching and the idea of affection is a no </3

when you do get close however, hes still gonna be a lil shit 🙄

such a tsundere, LIKE SIR you don't have to 'tch' everytime i love you ✋

eventually y'all get married

he didn't give you a ring or anything, instead he essentially 'branded' you like wtf

he put his hand to your heart and made a special mark appear, black like his own. hurt like a bitch but he pressed a lil kith to it and muttered "you're mine" so that was cute or whateva

from then on out he begins to become more ✨simp-like✨

didn't show it much at first because he's the king of curses yaknow he got a reputation 👊

but guess what YOU'RE HIS WIFEY NOW

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN YOU ASK FOR A MASSAGE? SAY NO?

he's still gonna grumble about but he's smitten and you know his teehee

he loves hearing your giggles when he carries you bridal-style around everywhere

years pass and you are eventually separated woah

you've found a couple of his fingers and kept them safe for him <3

eventually you stumble upon itadori the night he eats sukuna's finger (you were mad confused cause what sane person eats a fucking thousand year-old finger)

n e ways you were there to witness when itadori "turned" into sukuna

he didn't notice you at first 😔

so when he said "where are all the woman?" you highkey got offended sjdksks

he heard the offended noise you made and turned around

DEADASS HE POINTED AT YOU LIKE THAT SPIDERMAN MEME LMFAO

nah but you were still salty about that comment so you said "adios ✌" and poofed into thin air

as you should, as you should

he miraculously manages to convince itadori to swap with him so he can search for you

he finds you sitting on the engawa of an old japanese home (it was actually the one you and him both resided in from time to time, but he didn't remember)

you were peacefully stitching a hole back up in your kimono, one that he gave you

he had quietly sat down next to you but you didn't acknowledge him

he's getting desperate (that's right sis make him chase you 😳)

so he gently called you your name, and linked hands with yours

you ignored him cause your petty and he needs to show some more effort shdjajnz

so he wraps his arm around you and tugs you to him, nuzzling his face into the mark on your chest

okay now you can hug him 👍

"i'm yours, and your mine. don't forget that" SIR MY HEART

bro imagine the look on itadori's face when you tell sukuna to shut up when he appears on his cheek and he just grumbles and does what you say

literally *surprised pikachu*

BONUS

sitting on sukuna's lap while he's on his extra asf skull throne, with your kimono falling tastefully over your shoulder so it shows his mark <3