This Was A Hit Tweet On Bird App So Might As Well Post It Here Too

Raccoons are just like cats but feral x5 but they’re the most adorable thing on the planet, nothing compares

Idea for book, innocent civilian with single mom gets amnesia turning into the villain, goes on a killing rampage and is about to kill their mother without knowing it’s her. Villain says something along the lines of, “I’m going to kill you and everyone you love” mom responds saying, “I wouldn’t want you to have to kill yourself *insert cute childhood nickname*” AND THE MEMORIES COME FLOODING BACK LIKE *waterfall noises* and then they hug (idk the rest)

the burn out is real 😭

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

"And so I was cursed with immortality. Cursed to walk the earth for eternity, never aging past twenty five and never dying." "How old are you, then?" "…Seventy. It was quite recent actually."

Ur built like a 1x1 Lego brick

what even is a 1x1 Lego brick?

MODS BAN THST GUY

-caseoh

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

"You can't choose your wishes," explains the genie, and snaps his fingers trice. "I have just given you what you desire, need, and deserve most. Enjoy!"

Transformers Body Parts

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The names of the Transformer’s body parts as in their real names, not hands but servos. Now I really don’t know the names of these body parts so if you do can you write a post about it and I’ll update this to match it.

Head area  Brain: Processor / Brain Module  Head: Helm Face: Face plate - I never would have thunk it! Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audials  Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor Eye brow: Optical ridge  Eyes: Optics Mouth: Intake Teeth: Denta/Dentas  Tongue: Glossa Head armour Helm - Helmet in case you couldn’t figure that out.  Mouth place - look at G1 Optimus Prime for the best idea as to what it is. Visor - protects the optics from explosions and shrapnel. Chest area Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapula  Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strut  Chest and back armour Chest plate Back plate Mid-section plating Spinal struts

Arm areas Arms: Arms / Restarlueus Forearms: Bitarlueus Hands: Servos Fingers: Digits Arm armour Gantlets Shoulder pads Arm guard Lower area Pelvis: Pelvis Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate Thighs: Tibulen Calves: Cadulen  Feet: Pedes - the high heel bit is called Struts or Heel Struts. Lower armour Shirt plates Aft plate Thigh guard Armoured feet - I really couldn’t think of anything. General stuff Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.  Veins: Fual lines Stomach: Tanks Lungs: Vents, cooling fans - used to stop the con/bot from over heating. Heart: Spark, also fuel pump Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias, IDW-verse: Autobrand and Deceptibrand

Edit: added “fuel pump”, “autobrand”, “cooling fans”, “spinal struts” and “deceptibrand”, thank you monumentalmistakes-mun and anon c:

Your friend, a shapeshifter (a secret you've kept since childhood) hasn't answered your texts in days, so you head to their home. Upon arriving, you find that they're in the middle of an existential crisis; they can't remember how to turn back into their original, human form.

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.