The Experienced Cannot Experience As Much As The Inexperienced

2025 is such a shit show dude bring me back to when the Big Bang happened

Oh wait

I do that every night with ur mom

"You can't choose your wishes," explains the genie, and snaps his fingers trice. "I have just given you what you desire, need, and deserve most. Enjoy!"

Idea for book, innocent civilian with single mom gets amnesia turning into the villain, goes on a killing rampage and is about to kill their mother without knowing it’s her. Villain says something along the lines of, “I’m going to kill you and everyone you love” mom responds saying, “I wouldn’t want you to have to kill yourself *insert cute childhood nickname*” AND THE MEMORIES COME FLOODING BACK LIKE *waterfall noises* and then they hug (idk the rest)

A child goes missing late one night after investigating a light emanating from their closet. The Child's teddy bear and the monster that lives under the bed must put aside their differences and form a truce in order to rescue the child.

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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Oh this shit is sick

Screaming crying throwing up this is too amazing

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx