Latest Posts by alpha-furry-tb0y - Page 9

i have a joy friend! they don't have my tumblr (I don't think) so I will be raving about them in this post.

they have the cutest smile and laugh and the prettiest brown eyes, I love them so much and want to cover their face in kisses and stop them from picking at their lips in that nervous way they have. I want to simply lie with them and do nothing and be happy because I am simply with them. I get so happy just talking to them, I want to know everything about them and listen to them talk for hours.

like to shut a terf up. reblog to completely explode them.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

HELL YEAH RICKY JAMARAZ

tumblr has made my heart warm with the fact that im NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO LISTENS TO RICKY JAMARAZ

REBLOG IF YOU LIKE RICKY JAMARAZ

Staff have done their best to hide this post, OP's blog has been deleted to hide it. Spread this post as much as you can (ideally through screenshots to avoid it being nuked)

happy birthday!

Hey sprouts! 🌱

I recently had a birthday and I would be grateful for a reblog of my favorite works at the moment! :9

Dear Tumblr,

STOP PUTTING NSFW SHIT ON MY DASH.

Just like a cokey cola......

:/

The sturgeonposting army is 2000 strong

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Reblog if you need to scream

reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

Fat autistic transexual faggots. Reblog if you agree

reblog to pet prev

Anyone else feel smug when correctly gendered? Like, 'here's your water sir' and just instantly smug, like 'hehe yes thank you I am a sir and very dehydrated'

ok but like, what's up with the hate on furries actually? What did they do ever? I'm sure there are some bad people that have done disgusting things in the furry fandom, but most of the people I see getting made fun of for being furries didn't actually do anything other than share a passion of theirs. The whole 'anti-furry' thing is stupid and cringe culture is dead anyway.

the skeleton appreciation day fanbase is dying reblog if you're a true boner

trans men with big tits. you agree. reblog.

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

You can eat dandelions? Do they taste good?

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

I GOT MY SILLY EYEBALL MAN STICKER I love him so much! He's going straight on my laptop, and I love, love, love the envelope it came in with the eyes drawn on it! So amazing! Thank you @potato-lord-but-not! I love the little Jon drawing!

ordered one of @potato-lord-but-not's Jon stickers because TMA is currently taking me over, I can't wait for it to arrive, hopefully I finish season 2 before it does

Reblog if you can’t sleep.

feeling so fucking pathetic lately. like a pathetic wet rat someone pulled out of the dumpster that is my room. like that one pathetic drenched cat. Someone please reblog this with that image because that's what I feel like while i'm trying to study. D: