Foreman. Babe. We’re At The Bottom End Of Season 8. You Have Worked Here For Almost A Decade. Why Are

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

they hate me because of my transgender swag. and also because of the diablerie

ohhh so now you're doing a fucked up team attack, huh? alright, which is it, huh? another power of friendship type, or is it the awesome might of your military empire?

PUPPIEST FACT 008: Puppies used to live in Heaven until God passed Divine Judgement on Puppies for their Cruelty.

being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

I called a boy in my class a 'fucking twink version of dracula' and I feel fulfilled

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

For the last time it's not 'mutually assured destruction' it's a sickass wizard duel.

when the cuddle sesh is so good your arm becomes fully necrotic