Daily Affirmations: You'll Slay That Job Interview. You're Gonna Walk Into That Interview Room And Cut

House drugged that coffee btw

As a house cleaner myself, Amanda is just like me for real.

Admin face reveal

maid virtue names such as devotion, laundry, and able-to-carry-dishes-on-her-forearms

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

Actually every character ever is aromantic and/or asexual. Every single one of them.

Married? Platonic and/or tax benefits. Fucking? Friends with benefits.

Aros can still date and aces can still have sex, right? Great! Every allo character is now ace and/or aro! I am going to be so fucking annoying with this.

Gotta love VtM cause where else can I come up with these absurdly complicated possible plans. Literally going 'ok if I give this guy vicissitude then create a ghoul that looks like the guy then have the guy embrace the ghoul and then kill the ghoul and leave the identical body such that the Camarilla finds it then have the guy change appearance with vicissitude then pretend to be a newly embraced Tzimisce with my character as sire we can use this to escape and backstab evil sire with minimal consequences' and yet knowing full well the guy's player probably has a far better and more complex plan.

Can't be bothered to start a new file for what'll probably be a one off so this is the result.