Day One Out The Alembic Already Hustling. Homunculus Net Worth = 1coin

Now that it's getting warmer outside again, I just want something like this 🌻☀️

this manga understands the nature of being a 6'2 girlthing like literally no other

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

me every time challia shows up in gquuuuuux

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

ur so fucking close minded if u really think u 'can't forcefem a girl who's on estradiol'

Woah mama do you love the aces and aros also?

Woah mama of course, they're awesome and more powerful than I am

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives