I Love U!!!

You have no idea how close I am to start writing cringey slay the princess x reader fanfiction and headcannons, autism is winning yall.

This how I feel rn:

That was a joke for obvious reasons

But this fandom needs the 2016 fandom treatment I want to see a ungodly amount of fan au’s and crappy fanfiction everyone reads anyways

(Thank you for coming to me TEDtalk)

(If anyone causally slips stuff into my inbox i might have to do it, I’m sorry but the amount of fanfiction on this app is so criminally low I feel like by law I have to do it)((don’t ask how I am doing rn I swear I’m very normal abt slay the princess)

NEW GAME

Jaz my man, Oppy and Para if I may ask so kindly :3€

(I can’t talk I have the exact same flags as you)

Also challenge accepted

Here’s slay the princess characters x voice reader because someone has to do it (headcannons still cus I am NOT a writer)((don’t even look at anything I post which all includes writing it’s just the art backs up the writing)

I will feed you good

Characters: voice to the opportunist, voice of the paranoid

Cw: voice of the opportunist existing, heart lungs liver nerves, uuuuuuh mention of deaths bc ofc, slay the princess spoilers

Voice of the opportunist:

Platonic:

-I keep asking why, but I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone kinda sucks in this game

-whatever they are all terrible people but in a good way

-in the witch route the whole goddamn time he will be trying to convince everyone to do what he wants and backstab the princess

-if you agree with him he will be louder with his ideas

-i do believe that he is the kind of guy who has alot of ideas but doesn’t say it outright unless someone also shares them

-he also jumps ships to whatever is winning

-so if you are backing him up that’s giving him more confidence in what he is doing

-I feel like if you change teams to be on team save the princess he will shut up more like in the thorn chapter if you get the smitten

-if you two become buddies I think he would just repeat stuff you said like it’s his idea

-if your chill with that I think he would do it more

-if you aren’t chill with it I think he would change tunes and say something like

“Oh really? Great minds think alike”

Or

“I was just repeating your great idea, don’t take it personally”

Romantic:

-he will be more obnoxious

-he is absolutely the kind of guy to want to show off infront of someone he likes but in a way that makes him look aloof or something

-but like in the real game when he is sucking up to people to get them to what he wants it’s VERY obvious

-I’m picturing this happening during the thorn chapter

“What if we-“ <—the vot hero probably

“I don’t care what you think”

“Y/n what do you want to do?”

-probably will huff if you want to save the princess annoyed

-he’s the number 2 suck up (number 1 is the broken for obvious reasons and the smitten is number 3 bc he isn’t a suck up he just is always like that)

-the razor chapter I 100% think he would take the opportunity to try and look tough or something

-like Everytime he tries to look smart literally everyone can see through it

(Don’t ask any the photo I didn’t have anything voice of the paranoid related so here’s something that almost made me need to “heart lungs liver nerves” to breathe again after I saw this pfp)

Voice of the paranoid:

Platonic:

-if you both were tangible I see him hiding behind you

-even if your shorter

-even if your skinnier

-he will find a way(this is a threat)/j

-if in the nightmare route you help him “hearts lungs liver nerves” every once and a while to give him a break he will thank you

-I see you having to calm him down after he gets paranoid alot

-may or may not work

-if you both are extra good pals I see him asking you to tell him a story or something to distract him

-maybe he also wants to look at a bird

Romantic:

-I see him as being VERY clingy

-he will ask you a lot of things

“What if (insert something about something bad happening)”

-of course you will tell him it will be ok

-welll I hope you do

-it would be weird if you told him that everything will go wrong

-after you tell him everything will be ok I think he will relax a bit but he will still ask you things

-probably the kind of guy who asks if you love him every single night before you go to sleep

-of course by law you have to say yes.

-he will get paranoid about stuff like what if something was secretly happening with you that makes you not like him but of course you probably will say that’s not true

-he needs some rest

Enjoy your food

YAYAYAY I FINALLY FINISHED SOME ARTWORK! I love Cube x Blixer omg it’s not even funny guys 😭 this took some time bc I actually wanted to make a scene instead of a color void background lol. ANYWAY I HOPE YOU GUY LOVE THIS ART LIKE I DO ❤️

paranoid doodlee :3 idea of him with glasses was from. quite a few ppl! ^_^

oh and btw here's blixora and cube's daughter

Ohh so cutesy...... Giving her so many headpatss :33

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PORTAL 2 REAL???

🎉🎉🎉

Slay the princess swap au part 22

(Paranoid/nightmare route)

Anyways after this I’m finally making a master list for this so everyone can easily go threw it but since there’s now 22 parts it’s gonna take me a second

Opposites attract.

Lefty.

Righty.

So, Cheated, our beloved team player...

After while, I didn't like my official fan design of him, but at the same time I do. So I made a compromise and just altered his outfit by giving him a torn up full body leotard/sweater(?). It looks actually a lot cooler and it's not a Cheated fan design if he doesn't looked like he had been through hell (not really all designs but y'know-)

Come to think of it, I think because of his Chapter that I had planned for him and don't want him to be fully battered- What?

Anyways, here's without the shading

Beautiful.