THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Teds first death.

⚠️HUGE GORE WARNING, PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOURE SENSITIVE TO BLOOD AND WOUNDS. /SRS⚠️

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"Ring-a-ring-a-rosies

A pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes!

We all fall down."

Her voice echos.

"The king has sent his daughter

To fetch a pail of water

Ashes, ashes!

We all fall down."

Ted coughs and sputters, as she continues to pace around the man.

"The robin on the steeple

Is singing to the people

Ashes, ashes!

We all fall down."

Teds sputtering was starting to fade, and her pacing was starting to slow.

"The wedding bells are ringing

The boys and girls are singing

Ashes, ashes!

We all fall down."

She giggled as his lifeless body disappeared, starting to walk back to their shared home.

Ted was gone.

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A loud gasp rang through the bedroom as Ted sat up. His breathing heavy, and sweat coating his forehead. He looked around his room, before his eyes landed on his lover. Oh. Hes home. Oh..

"..fuck.."

Ted stood up, walking out to the front porch.

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

dream stan

Idk dude, I don't like to label myself as a stan or not a stan

/hj

Loooove that everyone else is Psych gets the 'normal in comparison' treatment because of Shawn.

Juliet? Goes undercover so well she wears her outfits to the precinct. Broke some girl's nose undercover. Threw a surprise party for Lassie and invited only criminals.

Lassiter? Keeps an adress book of past arrests to 'check up on them'. Massive gun nerd. Keeps a board of criminals pasted up in his house. His hobbies outside of work are guns and civil war reenactment (so basically the same stuff he does at work).

Chief Vick? Made Shawn get her a babysitter and told him he couldn't work any cases until he did. Hired a psychic to work for the police. Is that even legal? Had the most childish fight with her sister in front of her subordinates.

Gus? Never wants to let anyone use his work phone even when they are actively in mortal danger. Put Shawn on his insurance plan. Never gets over anything ever. He's a sympathetic crier. He doesn't see his friend for like almost a decade and immediately jumps into lying to the police with him.

Damn Goat Brand, she stole your man.

Can we get more interactions with Mysterion and Butters?

of course 🫡 i hope this is satisfactory.. i love them

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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shh… eevee is sleeping

Me, seeing Grumbot dying in Grians episode: