How did you know you were gay, old school Disney Channel Edition? A: These three. đ„”
âą Sarah Fox (Vanessa Morgan), My Babysitterâs a Vampire
âą Mikayla Makoola (Kelsey Asbille Chow), Pair of Kings
âą Alex Russo (Selena Gomez), Wizards of Waverly Place
Imagine Bucky being absolutely offended, OFFENDED when heâs called out for being dramatic. Not even in a bad way. Just. He thinks heâs so lowkey and quiet and stealthy, not realizing heâs such a little drama queen sometimes. He has his arms crossed over his chest while Sam and Steve exchange examples they can think of, his annoyance only growing more after each one.Â
âHe tore the arm off his jacket before throwing himself off a plane, who does that?âÂ
âI have it all on camera-
âI told you Iâd break itâ Bucky growled but it just made you giggle, imaging your grumpy boyfriend walking around with just a single sleeve of his leather jacket.Â
âRemember the time you broke Zemo out of prison and I asked you how a prison fight would randomly ensue and you said âWho knowsâ with crazy eyes?âÂ
âOkay but-
âAnd then you said you didnât do anything, only to have Zemo walk in 3 second later?âÂ
âI had good reason-â
âI mean you did dramatically yell âStop the carâ only to walk off like a grumpy old manâÂ
âMânot grumpyâÂ
âI remember this one time, I was beating up this guy in the back of an alley way and he came in with his new army uniform and-
âYou were getting your ass handed to you, Steveâ Bucky said with an exasperated huff, recalling the event much differently, back when Steve was about the same weight as Buckyâs left thigh.Â
âRemember when he pouted because Tony wouldnât let him travel through time and kill baby ZolaâÂ
âI wasnât poutingâÂ
âLook, heâs pouting right now!âÂ
You couldnât contain your laugh anymore, looking at your poor helpless boyfriend with his bottom lip jutting out, looking like a poor admonished child.Â
âNo, mânotâ He mumbled, letting you coo and wrap your arms around him, his face now buried in your neck, hiding away from his mean friends who were now nearly on the floor. Â
âAwww, the big scary white wolf needs cuddles- ohâ Samâs smile dropped when Buckyâs head pulled away from his hiding spot, glaring at him. Steve let out a nervous laugh watching his best friend gently lift you off his lap and plopping you off to the side before getting up and stretching.Â
âYou idiots have 10 secondsâ
âHe canât be seriousâ
â9âł
âCâmon Buck-
â8âł
âHe wonât-Â
â1âłÂ
âŠ
âRunâÂ
âOH SHITâ
âUSE YOUR WINGS DAMN ITâ
âDO YOU THINK I KEEP THEM UP MY ASS FOR SAFE KEEPING, I DONâT HAVE THEM ON ME, YOUâRE THE SUPER SOLIDER, CARRY MEâ
*Sam nearly gets clocked in the head*
âDid he just throw his metal arm at me!?â
âYes. Yes he didâÂ
âSo dramaticâÂ
Oneshots
No Matter What
If He Wanted To He Would
Thank You
Never Enough
You Are Enough
Dagger Squad Christmas
As Long As We Have Each Other
Three Loves
No Romeo
Who Hurt You
Series
Operation Death Wish
Marrying Klaus Aesthetic
I feel like this will get no reblogs because Iâve always felt like Iâm the only person who does this haha :)
Jake âHangmanâ Seresin x Fem!ReaderÂ
Warnings: break ups, soft!Jake, alcohol and the consumption of, a few tears, drunk!birthdayboy!Bob and reader are besties, mentions of throwing up.Â
Word Count: 3.4k
Authorâs Note: I said I was gonna be normal after I saw the movie and yet, here we are // not gonna lie, hangman >> rooster (I said what I said bye.)Â
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âLove me a woman in yellow,â the man calls, leaning on the counter. You glance over your shoulder to see who it is, ignoring his comment. âCâmon sweetheart, youâve got my attention, do something with it before I die over here.â He says, a hand over his chest to emphasize his impending death. Â
âIf I look up arrogant in the dictionary, will I find a photo of you, Jake ?â You turn to face him, wiping down the spot next to him. He smiles at you.Â
Hangmanâs favourite pastime was bugging you.Â
Youâd been in San Diego since the end of April, your parents sending you down to spend the summer with your grandparents. Instead of relying on them for everything and to avoid spending the whole summer with grandfather and his war facts or your grandmother and her garden, you opted to find a job.Â
Penny was more than happy to have the help, especially during the evening rush. You worked most afternoons, the occasional weekend in between. Thatâs where you met Hangman, or Jake as you call him.Â
âIf youâre not gonna love on me, can a guy at least get a beer, sunshine ?â he calls, the new nickname catching your attention.Â
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Platonic love is not a runner up to romantic love. Platonic love isnât second place. Platonic love isnât less real, less valid or less powerful than romantic love. Donât let your platonic love take a back seat to romantic love.