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Scared to Love You
Office Christmas Party
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If You Love Her Let Her Go
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The Good Die Young
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Can we normalize going back and re reading fics instead of complaining about not having new content served to us every day? Writers on this app are so generous with their time and write some beautiful pieces of work, but that takes TIME. So instead of bitching about a lack of new content, go give some love to a fic that was written two years ago, or a fic that you’ve read a million times. The writers will be thrilled to know you like their stuff and who knows? Might even inspire them to write something new.
Always welcome !
(an ace safe space)
Imagine Bucky being absolutely offended, OFFENDED when he’s called out for being dramatic. Not even in a bad way. Just. He thinks he’s so lowkey and quiet and stealthy, not realizing he’s such a little drama queen sometimes. He has his arms crossed over his chest while Sam and Steve exchange examples they can think of, his annoyance only growing more after each one.
“He tore the arm off his jacket before throwing himself off a plane, who does that?”
“I have it all on camera-
“I told you I’d break it” Bucky growled but it just made you giggle, imaging your grumpy boyfriend walking around with just a single sleeve of his leather jacket.
“Remember the time you broke Zemo out of prison and I asked you how a prison fight would randomly ensue and you said “Who knows” with crazy eyes?”
“Okay but-
“And then you said you didn’t do anything, only to have Zemo walk in 3 second later?”
“I had good reason-”
“I mean you did dramatically yell “Stop the car” only to walk off like a grumpy old man”
“M’not grumpy”
“I remember this one time, I was beating up this guy in the back of an alley way and he came in with his new army uniform and-
“You were getting your ass handed to you, Steve” Bucky said with an exasperated huff, recalling the event much differently, back when Steve was about the same weight as Bucky’s left thigh.
“Remember when he pouted because Tony wouldn’t let him travel through time and kill baby Zola”
“I wasn’t pouting”
“Look, he’s pouting right now!”
You couldn’t contain your laugh anymore, looking at your poor helpless boyfriend with his bottom lip jutting out, looking like a poor admonished child.
“No, m’not” He mumbled, letting you coo and wrap your arms around him, his face now buried in your neck, hiding away from his mean friends who were now nearly on the floor.
“Awww, the big scary white wolf needs cuddles- oh” Sam’s smile dropped when Bucky’s head pulled away from his hiding spot, glaring at him. Steve let out a nervous laugh watching his best friend gently lift you off his lap and plopping you off to the side before getting up and stretching.
“You idiots have 10 seconds”
“He can’t be serious”
“9″
“C’mon Buck-
“8″
“He won’t-
“1″
…
“Run”
“OH SHIT”
“USE YOUR WINGS DAMN IT”
“DO YOU THINK I KEEP THEM UP MY ASS FOR SAFE KEEPING, I DON’T HAVE THEM ON ME, YOU’RE THE SUPER SOLIDER, CARRY ME”
*Sam nearly gets clocked in the head*
“Did he just throw his metal arm at me!?”
“Yes. Yes he did”
“So dramatic”
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
“To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.”
— Unknown
Request: Do one for Damon where a witch turns him human for the day and he wants to actually get drunk. The reader goes looking for him and they sleep together. Not knowing he was drunk she tells him she’s not looking for just sex’s the next day and he isn’t ready so they end up arguing so she leaves. 5 years later she returns to show her little girl where mommy grew up. Little girl ends up getting away from her at the fair they went to and finds her with Damon. Damon figures it out after asking her age. – Anon
Pairing: Damon x Reader
Warnings: angst, smut, swearing
Word Count: 1990
This was a really cute yet angst request and I’m definitely back on track!
Damon’s POV
“Oh are you kidding me!”
“Okay, how long does this last?” I asked Bonnie. “Maybe a day?” She replied. “This makes me such a target! I can die.” I protested. “Well maybe if you stay put and not be stupid then you wont.” Smart-ass Elena said. “Just, stay here.” Stefan added and I mocked him, receiving an eye roll. “I’m going to the bar.” I announced and made my way to my car and I heard their collected sighs.
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The Art Nerd Masterlist
Klaus Mikaelson is nothing but a nerd in school, a nerd who has a crush on an unattainable popular girl who is currently dating his biggest bully. What happens when that girl takes a liking to Klaus and his artwork?
this is why top gun maverick won the oscar for best sound btw
Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x Fem!Reader
Warnings: break ups, soft!Jake, alcohol and the consumption of, a few tears, drunk!birthdayboy!Bob and reader are besties, mentions of throwing up.
Word Count: 3.4k
Author’s Note: I said I was gonna be normal after I saw the movie and yet, here we are // not gonna lie, hangman >> rooster (I said what I said bye.)
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“Love me a woman in yellow,” the man calls, leaning on the counter. You glance over your shoulder to see who it is, ignoring his comment. “C’mon sweetheart, you’ve got my attention, do something with it before I die over here.” He says, a hand over his chest to emphasize his impending death.
“If I look up arrogant in the dictionary, will I find a photo of you, Jake ?” You turn to face him, wiping down the spot next to him. He smiles at you.
Hangman’s favourite pastime was bugging you.
You’d been in San Diego since the end of April, your parents sending you down to spend the summer with your grandparents. Instead of relying on them for everything and to avoid spending the whole summer with grandfather and his war facts or your grandmother and her garden, you opted to find a job.
Penny was more than happy to have the help, especially during the evening rush. You worked most afternoons, the occasional weekend in between. That’s where you met Hangman, or Jake as you call him.
“If you’re not gonna love on me, can a guy at least get a beer, sunshine ?” he calls, the new nickname catching your attention.
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