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Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

BRONWIN AURORA WHO'S THE BEST KISSER

CENSORED POLICE REPORTS

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck