Taking A Break From My Occult Save -- Had To Get Into Lovestruck *squeals* Made A New Sim For Ciudad

fingers in his ass sunday

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Lower level members of the organization getting disguised as the bosses by enemies who want to manipulate the whole group

Christmas fact: “fancy Santa” figurines are not artistic license, but rather, representations of Santa Claus’ rarely used “powered up” form.

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

It would essentially never make sense to use projections to make someone appear to be conscious and perceptive when a powerful technological group was causing them to be incapable of that, but some systems have logic errors that makes it seem like a good idea and or are incapable of distinguishing the difference