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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

SEPTIANA "MAY" GEIGER

AND PATRICIA "PATTY" GEIGER

AND GREGORY "GREG" GEIGER

ALL CURRENTLY HAVE HAD THEIR IDENTITIES STOLEN BY CRIMINALS WHO AS A GROUP HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY OCCUPYING THEM FOR SOME TIME IN ORDER TO ISSUE ORDERS AND INDICATE PREFERENCES TO PEOPLE AND TECHNOLOGY. POLICE RESPONSE REQUESTED.

@world-heritage-posts what did you do?

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)