Birds Eye View Of A Person Juggling

me: these are my friends!!! them: yeah! you're my friend :) me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

Wayne: And here’s my award for most rules broken!

Steris: ..That is not an award, that is an angry letter from the constabulary.

Wayne: It has the word most, so it’s an award.

Dalinar: I am a good judge of character

🚩 🚩 🚩

🚩 Dalinar’s 🚩

🚩 trusted 🚩

🚩 friend 🚩

🚩 🚩 🚩

Dalinar: yep, everything is fine here

0 hesitation

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

I'm not a kaladin apologist per se because he's perfect and there's nothing to apologize for but I'm as close as you can get because one time I was talking about shalladin and someone was like wait didn't he kill her brother and I was like you don't know him like I know him

Alex Mark: Would Steris make a good/great Lightweaver, considering her near superhuman self-awareness?

Brandon Sanderson: Problem is she might be too honest with herself.