What If Everyone Else BUT Paul Died In A Cat Crash In 1966

Grapefruit: a book of instructions by Yoko Ono, originally published in 1964 (N7433.4 .O56 G7 1970).

Reading We All Shine On by Elliot Mintz - and I can’t help but wonder how many secret Beatle children are out there… am I really supposed to believe that with all of John, Paul, George, and Ringo’s sexscapades that there aren’t a few, maybe even MANY, other Beatle kids??

George’s Search History 😑 (pt 1)

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Me when I see a song by John and Paul written after the Beatles break-up:

Made my favourite scene from Help! (1965) into a print. The original pencil drawing was done during lockdown and I must have been thinking that particular luxury midcentury surrealistic loft would not be too bad to be stuck in.

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Today of all days: fics in which John is old and happy!

Take a sad song, and make it better (@javelinbk). Excellent fix-it. “What would have happened if John had taken up Paul’s offer to come to the UK in 1980?” There’s also a Christmas follow-up and a sweet, fluffy extra!

(Just Like) Starting Over (dollylux). 8 December 1980, and John and Paul are writing together. The magic is still there.

Would you still love me if I were a worm? (@unchaineddaisychain). Old McLennon discuss hypotheticals. In bed. This is how it should have been!

Here Today (HerSpecialAgent005). John and Paul got together in the 1970’s, and live in Scotland. In December 1980, they invite friends and family for a cozy dinner—but Paul feels anxious for no reason he can explain…

Grow Old with Me (@inherownwr1te). Old McLennon on the Scottish farm, a broken arm, taking care of each other. Old love at its finest!

oh darling, pardon me (can you help me remember?) (@inherownwr1te; set in the same ‘verse as “Grow Old With Me”): Paul is nervous about the release of his and John’s next album. John soothes him with a tried-and-true method…by combing his legs. Seeing these two being sweet and bantering together is good for the soul.

Take the shape my body makes (backbenttulips). Mid 1980s. Married McLennon find themselves in a sex shop, watch Beatle porn, and fuck. Then they shop at Williams Sonoma. Pure Utopian bliss.

Having Coffee (dornfelder). “In a world where Mark Chapman doesn’t shoot John Lennon, the Beatles reunite in 1982. In 1983, John and Paul are outed by the tabloid press.It’s 2020, and two journalists are on their way to meet them in their home in Central London.” Interview/Article fic that nails the reporting voice and John and Paul’s voices perfectly.

everything that dies someday comes back (@backbenttulips). 2008. Paul is divorcing Heather; John is out as bi. After a lifetime of being friends and loving others, they are free to declare their love. I’m enjoying this one, because it honors the other relationships in both of their lives, while also leaving space for the lifelong big love they never lost: each other.

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

it's already McLennon Day in liverpool so...More Memes!

Pt.5

I'm still amazed by John Lennon's duality on the album Imagine. Recording Imagine and How do you sleep on the same album is very controversial. Like, "Imagine everyone living life in peace" except you, Paul McCartney, pest from hell! You should have died, you fake. You just made some good music and think you're the best, just because it's beautiful and there's a lot of assholes behind you. You're going to fall apart without me." One of two things: either he was bipolar or he was hypocritical as hell.

they’re insane