“If John Lennon Could Come Back For A Day, How Would You Spend It With Him?” “In Bed.”

me when i'm gay

82 years old and Paul will never escape the sound of a woman who loved him - not on my watch 😤

Throwback to when the John Lennon Instagram account (probably Sean) posted this very obvious series of photos captioned by the lyrics to In My Life, making it very clear who the song is about:

Cracking up at the last line - “one of his little piss takes” - as if John wasn’t this close to committing lyrical murder 🤣

from The Lyrics - an absolute must buy in hardback if you haven’t got it yet!!

i accept constructive criticism as long as it makes it funnier

paul mccartney after royston ellis said 1 in 4 people are gay 

John’s Search History 😏 (pt 2)

Dreaming of an alternative universe where instead of going to Yoko’s exhibition, climbing to the top of the ladder and reading: “Yes,” John simply laid eyes on the words, “You’re Gay.”

Tweet by @vomixz!

And if I told you they were the greatest love triangle ever...

What a pair