I Love How Allister Is Just Living His Best Life

I love how allister is just living his best life

How would the Gym Leaders, Leon Bede, Hop, Marnie, Oleana, and Rose react if they switched bodies with their signature Pokémon for a day?

I’m actually surprised I didn’t think about this earlier.

Milo would be confused. But he’s also kind of angry because he’s shorter than normal. Also, he has to keep an eye on Eldegoss in his body, because a careless action can cause a lot of damage, due to his strength.

Nessa is kind of upset. She doesn’t know how she’s supposed to exist in a body like her pokemon’s. She loves Drednaw, but this is kind of horrible. Also, Drednaw likes to eat everything it sees, so she stresses when she sees Drednaw eating everything in her fridge.

Kabu is a bit confused on how he’s supposed to move with Centiskorch’s body. His main issue is figuring that out while not setting everything on fire. Centiskorch in his body, however, is just causing chaos. It’s getting into everything it wasn’t allowed to before and just making a mess.

Bea is struggling the least. Well, sure, she keeps breaking things on accident because she doesn’t realize her own strength, but other than that, it’s going pretty well. She’s actually not complaining, to be honest. Meanwhile, Machamp is having a field day living in a body that doesn’t get stuck in door frames. He’s too well behaved to cause trouble, he’s just enjoying being able to move freely.

Allister is really enjoying being able to phase into shadows and just vanish. Once he figured out how to go through walls and all that ghost stuff, he uses it a lot. He really enjoys being able to disappear. Gengar is struggling to keep up. The general consensus is that being a ghost pokemon is much better.

Opal is kind of struggling but not that bothered. She keeps making a mess, but she’s learning to manage. It’s not convenient for moving around, since she can’t really reach doorknobs. Alcremie, however, is struggling. She’s trying to be as active as normal while in Opal’s body, which just isn’t going to work.

Gordie is struggling. Coalossal is so rigid and it’s hard to move in his body. He loves Coalossal, but he doesn’t want to be in this body. It’s so hard to do anything he usually does. Meanwhile, Coalossal is really enjoying his freedom in Gordie’s body. He can get into the treats without Gordie being able to stop him. It’s weird to see a human eating pokemon treats, so this is a weird situation.

Melony is trying. She wants to be patient, but all of a sudden, she has flippers and can’t say human words. It’s really up to Lapras to help her. Lapras, naturally, wants her trainer to struggle as little as possible, so she often carries Melony with her instead of letting her struggle to get around. Together, they make a slightly less effective than normal team.

Piers is so happy that Obstagoon is bipedal. He has very little trouble getting around and doing things he needs to. His only real problem is that when he tries to talk, he only roars loudly, and that just bothers everyone. Obstagoon struggles a little because he’s not used to Piers’ ponyta-tail and it gets caught in literally everything. It slows him down when he’s trying to cause all sorts of chaos. Chaos still ensues, though.

Raihan is also miserable. Duraludon is rigid and it’s difficult to move. He’s stressed because he can’t use his phone and he knows a lot of people will panic from him not posting. That, and he struggles to do basically everything. Duraludon doesn’t really know what to do. He can move way too much and as soon as he realizes he has fingers, he kind of freaks out and breaks a lot of things trying to jump out of Raihan’s body.

Leon swaps with Charizard, which causes a lot of problems. First of all, the champion’s not there to reassure the region, so that’s a problem. Also, he keeps breaking things because he’s not used to having big wings. Also, he’s caught a fair few things on fire with his tail. Charizard is kind of just exploring Leon’s body. He plays with his hair, spends a lot of time experimenting with his hands and legs. He’s not sure how he’s supposed to eat with no snout. He’s watched Leon eat, but not he’s panicking and can’t remember.

Bede swaps with Hatterene, which is an issue because he’s giving himself a headache with his own emotions. He keeps tripping on his hair and he can’t really grab anything, so he’s stuck relying on Hatterene. Also, he keeps knocking things down from the hat thing. Hatterene is confused. It can’t sense any emotions, and also it’s feeling some? This is weird. She tries to help Bede as much as possible, though.

Hop is swapped with Dubwool, so mobility is kind of an issue. He can’t open any doors and he keeps bumping into things and not realizing it due to the wool on his body. Also, sheep and goats have the weird pupils because they can’t move their eyes so they see a lot wider than humans, so his vision is probably affected. Dubwool is just getting into the fridge and figuring out how to walk without hooves. He’s not concerned with Hop’s problems right now, he had fingers!

Marnie’s main issue is that she’s starving all the time. She can’t focus on anything but eating 30% of the time. That, and she’s tiny now, so she kind of has to rely on Piers and Obstagoon to help. Morpeko is confused as to why it isn’t so hungry anymore. He wants to help Marnie, but he’s kind of freaking out right now. It takes seeing Obstagoon in Piers’ body to relax at least a little bit.

Oleana is kind of upset. She loves her Garbodor, but really? Why would she ever enjoy being a pile of garbage? How does she do work with this? She’s stressed and trying to figure out how to function. Garbodor is just happy to have legs and not smell. She’s always wanted to look like Oleana, because she thinks her trainer is pretty. She’s a bit busy looking in the mirror right now.

Rose swaps with Copperajah, which is a huge inconvenience. He’s big and doesn’t have hands anymore. He can hardly fit into his room. It’s really frustrating. He can’t even call anyone for help. Copperajah is trying to be serious about this, but he’s secretly thrilled that he’s able to fit into a room comfortably. He feels a bit tired and heavy, though, just because humans aren’t as resilient nor do they have as much endurance as him.

In conclusion, panic and chaos. Nothing else. Very little joy about the situation. Sonia better find answers fast.

Posts like these are hard to tag because there are so many characters. 😔

Nagizuru throws a tantrum (SCP Foundation AU)

A silly thing that @draconicsparkle and I wrote together for fun. Nagizuru but he's an SCP. Please enjoy.

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It had started out as a typical day. Well, typical for this place. The SCP Foundation’s bases tended to have bizarre occurances on a daily basis.

But still, it could be relatively routine at times. And it had been shaping up to be that kind of day again. The morning and afternoon had been fine, Hajime keeping SCP-4673 company. It wasn’t hard at all. It mostly consisted of him simply being in the same room as the entity. Though there were moments of physical contact. But not enough to be annoying.

But the evening rolled around, and the two shared the consensus of not wanting to make dinner themselves. So they elected to visit the staff cafeteria. They did this on their lazy nights. So there wasn’t too much panic when Nagizuru teleported them into the room.

“Thank you. Now, let’s see what they have. Want me to grab you something while you get a table?” Hajime asked as he stepped away from the white haired man.

The always present smile widened. “That is a suitable delegation of tasks. Very well. Return to my side as swiftly as you can.” Then he disappeared. Hajime turned to get in line, ignoring the startled shouts of some of the staff who clearly hadn’t expected the Apollyon class monster to appear near them. His sudden teleportation caused some overhead light bulbs to explode, slamming into some unfortunate people in line. The shards completely dodged Hajime, who seemed unaffected by the situation. "Keep that thing away from us, will you?" someone in line yelled. Hajime had to hold back the urge to punch the guy.

Putting that temporarily out of his mind, he accepted two plates of tonight’s dinner. Large bowls of fried rice. The scent was mouthwatering and he found himself excited. He hadn’t had this in several years.

So he quickly walked over to the table Nagizuru had chosen. It was a small one near the back, away from everyone else. Not unusual, as the SCP enjoyed having all of the brunette’s attention on him.

He placed the bowls down on the table with the silverware, pulling his seat in and grabbing a fork. “It smells really good. I might even get seconds.”

He scooped up some with his fork and lifted the steaming food to his mouth. But before he was able to take the bite, he noticed the man across from him. His hair was writhing, as if it was alive. And he was glaring at the bowl in front of him. Hajime sighed and put the fork back down. “And what is the matter?”

Nagizuru glanced up at him before returning to stare at the food. “Rice… and peas.”

Hearing the displeased tone, Hajime groaned. “Again with this? Grow up and just eat them. It’s not like you are allergic or anything.”

Nagizuru’s smile was clearly more of a grimace now. “I refuse. You shouldn’t force yourself to eat repulsive food groups such as these. I shall change it for us.”

The SCP reached for the food, fingertips making contact with it. But Hajime grabbed his bowl and pulled it closer to himself. “Get off! This is mine. And I’m gonna enjoy it. Now you eat yours!”

Nagizuru let out a growl, accompanied by the sound of crackling. The pale limbs began to elongate and the entity’s form also started increasing in scale. In addition, the white hair grew longer and longer.

Several members of the foundation screamed or shouted in fear and the sound of tables and chairs being pushed away or falling were audible. Most of the people were terrified of the creature in front of them and they ran out of the room.

But not Hajime. He didn’t even bat an eye, just returning his attention to his food and picking up the fork. “Throwing a tantrum because you don’t want to eat certain things? How mature.” Hajime started eating his food, as if nothing was amiss. “Return to normal. You are surely breaking things,” he said with his mouth full of peas.

“I will not,” the SCP stated in a voice that sounded layered by dozens of others. He rearranged himself so that his body was more comfortable with the increasing size.

But the creature’s sudden growth pushed over the table they had been sitting at, both bowls of the fried rice falling and splattering onto the floor.

The sight of the food on the ground made Hajime’s patience snap. “Fine. I won’t push it anymore.” But before Nagizuru could feel any sort of victory, he turned around and began walking back to the kitchen area. “However, I intend to enjoy this meal. So I shall get another portion and go find somewhere else to eat it. Away from you so I won't have to put up with your whining.”

“What?” the distorted voice asked in a panicked tone.

Hajime raised his eyebrows with a smirk. “Until you behave and fix everything you broke, I won't talk to you. AND you will need to eat the fried rice.”

He felt something clutch onto his midsection, pulling him back towards the sea of white hair. He could barely see a giant red eye peering down at him, looking far more resigned than defiant. “Okay… I’ll fix everything. And I’ll try it. So don’t leave me. Please?”

Rolling his eyes, he nodded. “Deal.” He looked back to see stunned faces staring at them, peeking through the window door. He shrugged and said:

Nagizuru Throws A Tantrum (SCP Foundation AU)

He poked the face hidden under the white hair. “And stubborn. Now go back to how you normally are, okay? Can you do that for me?” He made sure to ask these questions in a soft tone, knowing that Nagizuru was not able to resist requests when he talked like this.

“Alright,” the SCP said, body shrinking back to how he usually appeared. Once fully human-like again, he embraced the brunette. “I’ll do anything for you, Hajime. Even… eat rice and peas.”

Hajime pet the head in a comforting way. “Good. That’s what I like to hear. Now let’s fix this room back up.”

A whooshing sound occured and all the tables, chairs, and spilled food was back in perfect condition. Hajime rewarded this with a hug of his own. “Thank you.” He separated and pointed to the chair. “Now, let’s have a less chaotic meal. No more shenanigans.”

“No more shenanigans". Nagizuru repeated.

Hajime sat down and picked up his fork, the entity copying him seconds after. Before taking his first bite, he looked at Hajime's eyes with his usual smile, now looking amused.

“… for now.”

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5 years ago

WHO TOUCHA DA CHILD!!!

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11 months ago

This trend was too silly to not do

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4 years ago

Aight bet

Since the original post was probably fake

Everyone who reblogs will receive a pokemon based off of their blog in their asks!

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11 months ago

So I Suddenly Felt Inspired To Draw Some More Ingo And Emmet Stuff. But Not The Typical Somewhat Story

So I suddenly felt inspired to draw some more Ingo and Emmet stuff. But not the typical somewhat story driven angst comics I did previously. More like.. a “day-in-the-life-of” type deal. Like my Mario and Luigi content. I also wanted to draw some more expressions with the boys that weren’t twisted faces of tears and agony-

I also wanted to try to stay away from the hard angst this time. And just draw something that is overall pleasant. As I was sketching some ideas I realized that I never drew Elesa! Her fanon friendship with the twins seemed really fun to draw so I threw her in there too XD

I know nothing of Elesa’s canon personality so I just made it up entirely– <XD I pictured her being the mom friend who very dearly loves her two very tall sons.

As for the last bit. Uhg, well I tried XD I can never seem to fully separate myself from angsty stuff. But at least it was light and it had a funny twist at the end! :DD

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