Love The Beef Between Tyler And Xavier. The Preexisting Beef Cuz Xavier Is A Rich Brat From Nevermore

Galpins finding Wednesday asleep on top of François' open grave. She dug her way down to sleep on top of the casket.

their friendship is everything

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WYLER SEASON 2 AU: Tyler felt their supposed bond snap and become tethered to someone else as soon as Laurel took her last breath. After escaping the van, Tyler follows the Addams family hearse to the Addams Family mansion. He interrupts Wednesday's stroll through the forest and tries to explain everything that happened, and all that Laurel did to him. The Hyde longs for his master while the human side of Tyler wants to beg for her forgiveness, but Wednesday is having none of it. Morticia and Gomez are of course, thrilled that a serial-killing monster is pursuing their daughter and offer Tyler a room immediately. The Addamses love Tyler, and Wednesday is the only one who refuses to interact with him. But that doesn't stop Tyler from inserting himself in Wednesday's business.

Tyler "the jumper"/Wednesday "the bystander who stole the cop's megaphone as he was trying (and failing) to talk Tyler down from suicide" meetcute

Wednesday📢: This is pathetic!

Tyler: What the fuck?!

Wednesday: You're going to kill yourself and the best you could come up with is jumping off a building!

Tyler: Who are you?!

Wednesday: I can't believe you're committing to dying a complete cliche!

Tyler: ...

...

That's the first smart thing anyone has said in 2 hours!

Wednesday: You've been standing there for 2 hours?! Either jump or get down already!

Tyler: the sad thing is i can't tell if you're some rando or if this is an actual attempt by the cops to talk me down!

Wednesday: Don't you ever compare me to a cop again! I'll push you myself!

Tyler: Don't threaten me with a good time!

*cop tries to snatch megaphone back scuffle. Wednesday emerging victorious*

Wednesday: Now then! Where were we?!oh right! You're pathetic for this wasted display! No creativity! No passion! You aren't even jumping! It's just falling! Gravity does all the work!

Tyler: I'll have you know I'm an actual artist!

Wednesday: So far, I'm not impressed!

Tyler: You know, this is astoundingly callous! And mean!

...

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Marry me?!

Wednesday: ...

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Why on earth would I marry you?!

Tyler: ...

I'll give you a massage every day!

Wednesday: That barely upgrades you from uncreative hack to almost worth a coffee date! I'm looking for something about you that's worth marriage!

Tyler: Literally every woman I know would have killed for that!

Wednesday: I'm not convinced you know any women!

Tyler: ...

I know a woman!

Wednesday: Mothers don't count!

Tyler: Jokes on you! I never knew my mom!

Wednesday: You're dealing with that pretty well!

Tyler: ...

That's really fucked up!

Wednesday: I'm still waiting for a reason to marry you!

Tyler: Fine!

I'm not terrible to look at!

Wednesday: Debatable!

Tyler: I would literally sooner dismember myself than cheat on you! And I have an ex's testimony to prove it!

Wednesday: Why wait?! Chop off your hand and bleed out right now! It's a bit rushed, but it'll be better than jumping!

Tyler: With what?! I don't exactly carry around a butcher's knife with me everywhere I go!

Wednesday: Your lack of preparation skills say little about your ability to be an adequate husband!

Tyler: Ok, yknow what?! If you marry me, you'll have saved an actual life! You'd be a hero!

Wednesday: We have downgraded to giving you a fake number!

Tyler: Man, fuck you! You sadistic little-!

Wednesday: We have upgraded to one night stand!

Tyler: Is this a joke to you?!

Wednesday: Yes, but I kinda want to see where this goes now!

*Wednesday is tased and the megaphone is taken away from her. Nobody liked that*

*They have coffee a week later*

Beetlejuice literally yanks someone with a broken leg out of their wheelchair and steals it so Lydia doesn’t have to walk on her sprained foot and if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit I dunno what to tell ya.

FIRST LOOK AT WEDNESDAY SEASON 2

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