Wednesday Accidentally Unlocking A Hyde Just Because She Tortures On Her Playdates

Sometime in S2 of Wednesday

*Tyler Fighting The Villains to Get To Wednesday Who is Tied Up*

He finally gets to her and she's in chains.

Wednesday: Reach in my pocket.

Tyler: What? I've got the key right here!

Wednesday: Reach. In. My. Pocket.

Tyler agrees and reaches in her pocket and pulls out...

Tyler: A lock pick??

Wednesday: Now hand it to me, I've got this!

Tyler: I've literally got the key Wednesday, let's go!

Wednesday: NO I'll break myself out!

Tyler: Are you serious??

Wednesday: Deathly, I hate fairy tale tropes!

Tyler: What??

Wednesday: This is basically Beauty and The Beast Tyler, or a really inaccurate version of Rapunzel.

Tyler: Rapunzel??

Wednesday: It's the braids, now hush I've almost got the lock!

Tyler: This is ridiculous

Wednesday: Look Tyler, If I'm going to be any Disney princess it's gonna be Mulan or Merida, speaking of, Have you seen my bow and arrow?

Tyler: . . .

Enid: Is it so hard for you to be the bigger person sometimes?

Wednesday: I have no need to entertain idiocy-

Tyler, struggling to talk while laughing: SHE, sHE CAN'T- She's literALLY bORN- WHOO- small.

Wednesday: You have 3 seconds to run.

Tyler: You know what? Not even gonna. It's worth it-

Wednesday: *kicks his knee Tyler: *collapses on the floor laughing

Tyler "the jumper"/Wednesday "the bystander who stole the cop's megaphone as he was trying (and failing) to talk Tyler down from suicide" meetcute

Wednesday📢: This is pathetic!

Tyler: What the fuck?!

Wednesday: You're going to kill yourself and the best you could come up with is jumping off a building!

Tyler: Who are you?!

Wednesday: I can't believe you're committing to dying a complete cliche!

Tyler: ...

...

That's the first smart thing anyone has said in 2 hours!

Wednesday: You've been standing there for 2 hours?! Either jump or get down already!

Tyler: the sad thing is i can't tell if you're some rando or if this is an actual attempt by the cops to talk me down!

Wednesday: Don't you ever compare me to a cop again! I'll push you myself!

Tyler: Don't threaten me with a good time!

*cop tries to snatch megaphone back scuffle. Wednesday emerging victorious*

Wednesday: Now then! Where were we?!oh right! You're pathetic for this wasted display! No creativity! No passion! You aren't even jumping! It's just falling! Gravity does all the work!

Tyler: I'll have you know I'm an actual artist!

Wednesday: So far, I'm not impressed!

Tyler: You know, this is astoundingly callous! And mean!

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Marry me?!

Wednesday: ...

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Why on earth would I marry you?!

Tyler: ...

I'll give you a massage every day!

Wednesday: That barely upgrades you from uncreative hack to almost worth a coffee date! I'm looking for something about you that's worth marriage!

Tyler: Literally every woman I know would have killed for that!

Wednesday: I'm not convinced you know any women!

Tyler: ...

I know a woman!

Wednesday: Mothers don't count!

Tyler: Jokes on you! I never knew my mom!

Wednesday: You're dealing with that pretty well!

Tyler: ...

That's really fucked up!

Wednesday: I'm still waiting for a reason to marry you!

Tyler: Fine!

I'm not terrible to look at!

Wednesday: Debatable!

Tyler: I would literally sooner dismember myself than cheat on you! And I have an ex's testimony to prove it!

Wednesday: Why wait?! Chop off your hand and bleed out right now! It's a bit rushed, but it'll be better than jumping!

Tyler: With what?! I don't exactly carry around a butcher's knife with me everywhere I go!

Wednesday: Your lack of preparation skills say little about your ability to be an adequate husband!

Tyler: Ok, yknow what?! If you marry me, you'll have saved an actual life! You'd be a hero!

Wednesday: We have downgraded to giving you a fake number!

Tyler: Man, fuck you! You sadistic little-!

Wednesday: We have upgraded to one night stand!

Tyler: Is this a joke to you?!

Wednesday: Yes, but I kinda want to see where this goes now!

*Wednesday is tased and the megaphone is taken away from her. Nobody liked that*

*They have coffee a week later*

Tyler confronts Wednesday in S2

Tyler’s obsessive ass not ready to let Wednesday go

That night at Tyler’s hideout / Wednesday’s apartment

The next morning, Tyler brings Wednesday her quad

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Happy Star Wars Day!

wifey scolding the chief

Every other person who works at the Weathervane: Fuck. Wednesday’s here. Tyler isn’t going to be useful for shit until she leaves

Tyler: already taking his “break”

Alright so Hotchniss shippers…. I was not on board i simply decided to dip my toes in and see how the waters felt… well i just watched the season 7 finale and that water felt so good i decided to dive on in. He notices her tell and offers a listening ear and this queen says “its a date” jump to the dance floor scene and I am convinced that our sexy king was willing to risk it all when he danced with Emily, she was weighing her thoughts cause…. Just… look. At. This. Scene.

He has hardly smiled that wide often and soon after that he then went to contemplate his choices…..

And then I cant believe I completely forgot about this line!

In season 6 ugh and he also lost his shit when she was being beaten on in season 4 Hotch is LITERALLY PANICKING willing to jump in at a moments notice yall can literally scold me for not realizing 🤣🤣