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Latest Posts by allhallowsweave - Page 6
HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫
Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚
Of course!
"Repugnant is a creature
Who would squander the ability
To lift an eye to heaven,
Conscious of his fleeting time here"
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(Right In Two - Tool)
I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:
Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️
Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨
That's all, folks!
Cya sometime in the future.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:
It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕
Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.
Thank you! ☺️
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Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!
Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨
My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.
Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!
Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️
I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.
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Our new Smart Camera System:
A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!
LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -
Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.
And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input being amount of energy put into a system, and output refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.
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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?
That's all for now. More to come soon!
Til then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
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But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3
Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.
And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.
I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol
Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.
I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!
Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭
Goodnight world.
Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 💚💚💚
I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️
you're legitimately disgusting
And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.
I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂
I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.
Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl
First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌
You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀
Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️
LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE
But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.
LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE
But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.
I just went all the way down to find your handwriting and thats some pretty letters you have there
It wasn't my best, a bit sloppy honestly, but I appreciate it! ☺️
I wanna kiss those sexy pink sugary lips of urs
Aheh....I...
Moving along.
You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.
Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!
I just ordered a few more this week.
Idk if it was you but I fr saw you walking down the street to a sweets shop with a kid and you passed me and you smelled like caramel and hazelnut or something idk how to describe it your scent blew in the wind and it smelled very sweet like dessert that's all 😂😂😂
I believe that could have been me, Charlie and I were headed to a new local candy store to scope out the candy and to have a word with the owner about selling my candy there as a strategic move - good for business.
Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?
You know ur attractive af right?
Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.
And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.
It just doesn't appeal to me.
Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet 😂
Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.