CATS IN ART / Sketches From Life By Shen Zhou (ca. 1427–1509) / Relaxation (al Istirkha’) By Inji

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Your pets’ love is unconditional

Selfie Beach Day☁️

Goodnight world.

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

~ Sources: (IG) @Bluechords, @Gina_Viri ☕🌱💛

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa

First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍

Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).

🤣🤣

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

Hey does your fiance have a blog thats more active??

Mhm. Her main blog: @beachbabee is most active.

Her sideblog: @proseformylove is not as active.

Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?

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