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i diagnose you with 

yes

*whispers softly* he’s a special boi

this is the Good Shit

you know what’s good? when characters are on a last-name basis, but something terrible’s happened and they start calling for the other by the first name.

these were simpler times

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.

I have no tumblr post ideas right now so I'm just gonna list off some good things

frog

potato

trans rights

hand hold

avatar: the last airbender

you

I’m honestly kinda surprised he hasn’t caught it yet

time to play another round of “how insidiously xenophobic was your history education”!  

without looking it up, make a list of which 10-15 countries you would assume have the largest population in the world

The capital police tried to stop rioters from entering as hard as willy wonka tried to stop mike tv from going through the tv ray