Hi Dude

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

Does this mean you sacrifice yourself to being aggressively complimented by me?

we met purely by chance and havent spoken since but yeag sure man 👍👍👍

Everyday I regret not making my art dump account my main one 😭 @alkus-art-dump thats the one i use for everything

crash

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

I was like sleepy or something and in vc

CUNTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So how sleep deprived were you for this one bud

that one time kodya died to a boulder L + ratio

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

making this my banner hold on

slapped a pride flag on that thang