You Catch Me In My Room Watching Something Kinky, But Instead Of Masturbating I'm Just Watching Intently

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"

Practice makes pussy

Hey guys you do know i have other posts right. Like i know i had to get hit with the hubris and all for this one but. Stop. I dont want to be remembered for stupid toaster post. Take a look at the drunk orbot post that ones pretty good. Not this one

So earlier i heard someone say “Toasters always get notes, its like a rule” and that made me want to do a science expiriment

I present upon thee, toaster.

So earlier i heard someone say “Toasters always get notes, its like a rule” and that made me want to do a science expiriment

I present upon thee, toaster.

greedy motherfucker

God shadows so cool

just got shadow generations im gonna live post about it as i play through the first level

in the sleigh. straight up jingling it. and by it. well. lets justr say. my bells

i love tumblr because like. I dont have to post. Your telling me I can kist steal other peoples posts and put them on MY blog?? splendid. Wonderful. I cant remember the last time a actually wrote a post.

anyways take this fucking hilarious screenshot from M&L brothership (been hyperfixating on this game like crazy you dont even know)

*Hollow Knights your Ultrakill*