I Either See Gay Ships As My Two Fathers Or My Son And His Stupid Little Boyfriend

So I just realized that I’m fraysexual, and the irony 😭. As I get to know someone, I become more romantically attracted and less sexually attracted. Idk that’s just funny to me.

CANON 💀

Hannibal: Tell me will, does your act of rescuing worms from the pavement represent an attempt to play God, to exert your power and control over the natural world? Or is it an acknowledgment of our responsibility as intelligent beings to act as stewards of the earth and its creatures, to use our abilities to help and protect those who cannot do so for themselves?

Will, soaking wet from the rain, shoveling worms into his pockets: I am going to KILL you

I feel evil today and thinking about this has me laughing like a maniac so now I need Byler just for this to happen.

i want byler to be canon out of spite. i want a bunch of homophobes to realize they've been watching a gay childhood best friends to lovers slowburn for 8 years. i want toxic macadamia nuts to be screaming and crying as the consequences of their actions come back to slap them

I don't want a "friends to enemies to lovers" rhaenicent fic I want a fic where Rhaenyra realizes both their dads are pieces of shit and defends her friend right now.

no words

it's ridiculous and a little offensive honestly to say that byler can't happen in season 5 because it's "too late" and "there's not enough time" when the sad reality is that a lot of shows who introduced queer characters/relationships had to wait until the last humanly possible minute to introduce them out of fear of general audience dropping the show midway and the show getting cancelled if they did the same thing earlier on. i can think of at least three big shows that did it right off the top of my head and i'm sure i'll find more if i were to look for it. so stop saying shit like that and giving me reasons to be in your walls

“my favorite this season was the fruity four”

be more specific bitch

we’ve got pride parade

internalized homophobia

polyamory

and old spice

I've memorized every dialogue from every rhaenicent scene (i am mentally ill)

why r the beloved "morally gray" male characters of fandoms always like this is baby killer john he loves killing babies for fun and the fandom is like omg baby killer johnnn 😍😍😍 but a morally gray female character is like heres a traumatized teen girl thats meant to be deeply flawed and wrong at times but also went thru a lot and is meant to be sympathetic and nuanced and the fandom is like SHE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOWWWW !!!!!!!!

The thing is he wouldn’t even be a villain he would be completely justified. The good side is whatever side Will Byers is on and I will die on that hill ✌️

Honestly if they don't make Will a villain in s5 then what's even the point of his character? To be the lonely sad gay sidekick who can't catch a break? If he can't be happy let him be the big bad they have to defeat. I want him to be a badass who doesn't give a shit and effs people up next season. Give him a badass makeover too. Like El's s2 makeover. He deserves it and I would root for him to win.

As much as I've enjoyed (using the term very loosely) watching Will this season be a vaguely homosexual irrelevant third wheel who's always about to cry but never actually does, I agree. Honestly Will deserves to become a villain at this point. Look at the constant shit he's had to deal with and tell me you wouldn't be tempted by the dark side. I will support him no matter what and we all should too.

Also I'm trying to picture Will with a badass makeover and I don't know why but the concept of someone being badass and also having a bowl cut is very amusing to me.