Thinking About How Jessica Would Probably Give This To Chani After Saying The Most Heinous, Esoteric

lestat saying that he broke a vampiric law so he should be punished as well

Made a cake for my friend’s tubal ligation.

Stoics: *shaking with uncontrollable rage* I must… be better than this

Average epicurean experience:

When you’re yelling at me, this is who you’re yelling at btw:

The stormlight archive has taught me that no matter what happens, people always have the choice to turn around and improve themselves. There is never somebody so far gone or set in their beliefs as to be irredeemable.

The stormlight fandom has taught me the above is true as long as you aren't causing any distress to Kaladin Stormblessed

“Listen Len, it’s for realism. For god’s sake, man! Don’t you care about the show? I need those titties BALD. I need those zoingas smooth and glistening like desert hills on distant planets or I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Leonard Nimoy did not refuse to shave his chest hair in patterns of force just for me to shave my bush in order to please a man

the prophecy…

He’s got that “contemplating the death of my eldest boy” look

UK cover reveal for KOWT

I prefer the US editions to the UK ones but had to pre order immediately!

Dune girls only have two moods:

WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS?!