Happy Pride, Monsterfuckers.

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

Okay, Clarice.

He looked so wifey here <3

JACOB ANDERSON as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC Interview with the vampire 2.01

genuinely insane to me that the vampire chronicles used to be universally known as the "no fanfiction unless you wanna die by lawsuit" fandom and now it's got a tv show where the central premise is the characters are all writing fanfiction about eachother and everyone's interrograting the text from the wrong perspective

Writing smut, this is so much fun :)

I could kill John Wick with a slippery banana peel.

Sick toy. It’d be nice if you stop participating in the illegal sale of grandmas please

“I support women’s wrongs! <3” okay are they wrongs? Or is it righteous violence after suffering years of micro-aggressions and abuse simply for the crime of being a woman?

A women’s wrong would be, like, racism

Moneo: Sir, for the 74th time, I think it’s important to remind you that my daughter absolutely hates your guts and is currently plotting to collapse your empire, and, if possible, kill you.

Leto II: