Idk What This Guy Has Going On But He Has Me Bewitched, Utterly

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

San Francisco, 1973

My friend scared me while I was taking pictures of a sturgeon

I hate it when anime breaches containment like this.

Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

Considering how Lestat’s hair is longer in season 2, I hope Sam keeps growing it out for season 3. I think his hair should get longer and longer each season until by season 10 it’s at his ankles.

If I saw Gale of Waterdeep in real life I would shoot to kill.

Google, how do I make it all stop?

I hate so much that this was my first reaction the news

I don’t trust Jane Goodall. She wos… too good friend with the monkeys. Why? What could they possibly have in common?