Alexpilled

made this ages ago but it’s still funny as hell

who up freeing they oxen

SOMEBODY NAMED HEYVAGINAHEAD LIKED ONE OF MY POSTS. VAGINAHEAD IF YOURE SEEING THIS I LOVE YOU

The Post Plus Protest is coming! Updated Edition

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Fill out the survey on the original Post Plus post (be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS that we don’t want this). Since we mean business, it’s time to hit them where it hurts; Ad Revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as the main event of phase one.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

The protest starts by logging off on August 6th, 2021 at 12am Eastern Time (US). Here’s a quick chart to help figure out when you log out. AUGUST 6th, 2021  12 am Eastern Time (US)    4 am UTC    5 am BST/London    6 am Central Europe Time    7 am Moscow Standard Time    9:30 am Indian Standard Time    12 Noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Time    1 pm Japan Standard Time    1:30 pm Australian Central Time    2 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

  11 pm Central Time (US)   10 pm Mountain Time (US)     9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM THE START TIME!

So that means if you log off at say, 6 am Central Europe Time you’ll log back in at 6 am Central Europe Time on August 7th. We’d prefer if if there is no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs during this period.

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post, share it, and use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 and/or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media. If you’re using the mobile version, you can always leave an honest review on the app center of your choice (once again: be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!).

WHY IS POST PLUS/POST+ SO BAD?

Tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content (whether any of us want to admit it or not). Putting these kinds of contents behind patreon like paywalls is a terrible idea and the legality is NOT in the user or their subscribers favor. You can absolutely get in legal trouble for what tumblr is proposing with this new feature. There’s also the worry about the site’s (poor) security and access to Post Plus users bank information. Do you really want a site that lacks a functioning search function and whose userbase routinely get hacked to have your credit card information? No, you really don’t.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing something to combat tumblr’s impending self-inflicted demise.

ANYTHING ELSE?

There’s a time zone checker linked in a previous post if you need it and I’ll try to fix any mistakes to times as I find them. Keep an eye out for future posts closer to the protest date and the eventual phase two! Thank you ALL for your support so far.

extremely specific hcs pt 7: how they seal envelopes

alex: licks the envelope gum or whatever it's called

ren: puts a cute sticker on it to keep it shut

nona: uses glue

clarissa: tapes it

jonas: just leaves it open like some kind of heathen

Ren from Oxenfree

YOUR FAV: REN FROM OXENFREE SMOKES WEED IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT!

babe wake up new roadkillrabiez fic dropped

extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells

alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood

ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies

jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth

nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called

clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite

bad low effort shitpost i threw together because of a joke @galacticterror made. can you tell i just immediately act on whatever impulse thoughts my brain conjures up? anyway he told me to post it so maybe its moderately funny. here you go.

extremely specific hcs pt 6: do they have their ears pierced

alex: yes

ren: yes

jonas: no

nona: no

clarissa: yes