The Way They All Of Them Look Hot Hurt

emily: uh oh

jj: what?

emily: i see an angry husband heading our way

jj: yours or mine?

emily: does it matter?

jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead

literally me rn

you know how it is

aubrey: chloe and i are dating now

stacie: yeah we've known that for a while now

aubrey: we just started?

beca: then what the fuck were you doing before that?

belle: what do you like to do in your free time?

zelena: i like stalking people

belle: what- ok.. i like to read

zelena: i know...

[ time crashes in on itself ]

Team SuperFlarrow: what the hell did you guys do?!

Legends: our best.

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?

edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:

evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:

henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:

karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:

howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:

maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:

may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:

athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?

bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?

athena looks at everyone:

athena: nothing 😊

Tara: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Luke: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Tara: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

FUCKING CRYING AND LAUGHING RN LOOK AT THEMM